amand_r

1. JESUS PEOPLE. I GO TO EAT STEAK AND TORCHWOOD GOSSIP MAGAZINE PUBLISHES THE GLOSSY STICKY? CRUSTED TOGETHER? EDITION. I kind of want to make it clear that I don't care about GDL and what he does, BUT I DO CARE THAT NOW I HAVE FIFTY BILLION TWITTERS AND SIXTY BAJILLION COMMENT REPLIES. GDL! THE NEXT TIME YOU RIDE SOME [person] LIKE A HOBBYHORSE, BREAK HER GODDAMN PHONE. THINK OF MY INBOX, MAN.

::FISTBUMP::

2. ON TOP OF ALL OF THAT MY CELL BATTERY RAN DOWN, AND ALL MY INTERNET CONNECTIONS WENT OUT. It was like that moment in Bad Wolf when the sunspot allowed the Controller to communicate with the Doctor because her MASTERS COULDN'T HEAR HER.

AND BY MASTERS, I MEAN DALEKS.

WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK I USE ALL CAPS?

3. So I wrote. A fucking lot.

4. THEN I GOT MY PHONE CORD AND DIALED-UP (TO 11!). HOLY SHIT IS THAT SLOW. You know what I did enjoy? That opening volley of the phone being dialed and the static and scrawky noises. Krrkrkrrrkrkkkkkkrkrkrrkrrkrkrkrk Verifying username and password…..tick tick tick…You are successfully connected!

5. I have thoughts on yaoi, regarding many things, but I will keep them to myself, mostly because I have to be talking out loud to articulate them properly (I have discovered the key to unlocking my oratorical genius is arm flailing), and that makes me a sad panda.

6. omnijaxual is CLOSED FOR NOMINATIONS. Now I must begin the arduous (wc?) process of compiling a master list. I think that might make me want to cut a bitch.

7. Anyway, la la la. I got nothing. I wrote Jack/loofah this morning. Yeah, it's Labor Day.