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Snickerdoodles, cookies known for their sugar and cinnamon…ness, are imported from Germany, where they were used as currency in the Black Market Baking scene until they were supplanted by Pfefferneuse in the Great Cookie War of Baden Baden in 1867. Snickerdoodle is German for, "laughing at your art", but can also mean, "GOD I NEED THAT FUCKING COOKIE." There are some circles who still use its archaic meaning, though no one can tell you what that is, because when you ask, "What DOES 'Snickerdoodle' mean?", they just snort and tell you, "Das ist, was sie sagte."

If I am understanding this correctly, snickerdoodles are supposed to be crispy, but I vetoed that because I hate crunchy cookies. Even more vehemently, I hate cakey cookies. These puppies are a little soft on the inside and a little crispy on the outside, what with all the sugar they were rolled in. and to preserve their chewy crunchy NON CAKINESS, I flattened them once before baking and once after.


Ingredients: flour, sugar, eggs, baking powder/soda, cinnamon, salt, butter.

Vstroyer Scale of Tastiness: four Hello Kitties

Available: Gone! NOTE: None of my cookies are big. Average size is 2-2 ½ inches in diameter.

Later today, or tomorrow, I might have some limoncello cookies available if anyone is interested.

Also, I think this goes without saying, but this offer is only for the 48 states. Anywhere else would be much more in shipping.
amand_r: (firefly/well fuck)
I want to talk about my neighbours. Four Indian dudes of varying ages who live in a two bedroom townhouse next to me, they are quiet and nice and everything. BUT.

Every morning at 7:30, one of them runs what I describe as a coffee grinder for about three fifteen-second intervals in their bedroom, just on the other side of the wall by my bed. This wakes me up, but that's not the big deal.

The big deal is that I am nosy and I still can't figure out what it is they're doing over there. It is 10 am on a Sunday and they just ran it twice.

WHAT IS IT? I can't be an electric shaver. Who shaves their face for a max of 45 seconds? Well, MAYBE. I dunno.

Is it a coffee mill for like...spices? In the bedroom? Is it a shoe shiner? Is it an electric blow up doll? I don't know.

OMG JIMMY STUART HOW IS IT DONE? DO I NEED A LEG CAST? GET GRACE KELLY TO BRING ME SOME PATE. WHO POISONED THE DOG!

MISS LONELY HEART IS GOING TO KILL HERSELF! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



HAAAHAHA. HA.

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