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amand_rChocolate Chip Cookie Surprises
So, I missed my shrink appointment two weeks ago due to a flat tire, and I was not looking forward to paying the missed appointment fee. The last time I missed an appointment was because of a deadline and a shitty computer error, and instead of the fee, he made me make him chocolate chip cookies.
So this time I was thinking, "I hope we wants cookies."
Dr. Chucklehead: So you could pay me the fee...
Me:: Uh huh.
Dr. Chucklehead: Or you could say, "I'm sorry Dr. Chucklehead, but I had a flat tire, and I called as soon as I could," and I would just say, "That's okay, Amanda..."
Me:: Uh huh.
Dr. Chucklehead: Or...
Me:: You want cookies?
Dr. Chucklehead: I am on a quest for the perfect chocolate chip cookie.
Me:: (smile)
So then, THEN, my mother comes home from my aunt and uncles with this mythical story about these mythical cookies that are chocolate chip cookie dough wrapped around mini-Snickers.
You know how this goes.
Mum: So I called Auntie, to see if there was anything special you had to do with the dough, and it turns out they aren't cookies. It's a dessert in a 13 by 9 pan.
Me:: Really.
Mum: And I'm in the candy aisle, and they don't have the tiny bite-size Milky Ways. I could get you Snickers. Or a multi-bag. Or. Are you going to make the dessert?
Me:: I'mma make the cookies.
Mum: You think that will work?
Me:: It will if I tell it to.
Mum: They have Rolos, too.
Me:: Score.
And that is the story of the chocolate chip surprise cookie. The Rolo melted inside the cookie and spread out, so that when you bite into it, it's difficult to tell where it is precisely. Though you can kind of see them. I had thought the Rolo would melt out the sides, but they didn't even sink to the bottom of the cookies. They are great at room temp, but they are deadly when slightly warmed in the microwave. Just be careful not to get them too hot—CARAMEL TONGUE BURN.
Ingredients: butter, brown sugar, white sugar, baking soda, vanilla, salt, eggs, flour, semi-sweet chocolate, dark chocolate, Rolos!
Price: $8/dozen (they are round—my palm span, minus the fingers. You know?)
Available: SOLD OUT
PAYMENT: If you want something, comment here! Then when I give the okay, paypal the fundage to amandr at gmail dot com.
So, I missed my shrink appointment two weeks ago due to a flat tire, and I was not looking forward to paying the missed appointment fee. The last time I missed an appointment was because of a deadline and a shitty computer error, and instead of the fee, he made me make him chocolate chip cookies.
So this time I was thinking, "I hope we wants cookies."
Dr. Chucklehead: So you could pay me the fee...
Me:: Uh huh.
Dr. Chucklehead: Or you could say, "I'm sorry Dr. Chucklehead, but I had a flat tire, and I called as soon as I could," and I would just say, "That's okay, Amanda..."
Me:: Uh huh.
Dr. Chucklehead: Or...
Me:: You want cookies?
Dr. Chucklehead: I am on a quest for the perfect chocolate chip cookie.
Me:: (smile)
So then, THEN, my mother comes home from my aunt and uncles with this mythical story about these mythical cookies that are chocolate chip cookie dough wrapped around mini-Snickers.
You know how this goes.
Mum: So I called Auntie, to see if there was anything special you had to do with the dough, and it turns out they aren't cookies. It's a dessert in a 13 by 9 pan.
Me:: Really.
Mum: And I'm in the candy aisle, and they don't have the tiny bite-size Milky Ways. I could get you Snickers. Or a multi-bag. Or. Are you going to make the dessert?
Me:: I'mma make the cookies.
Mum: You think that will work?
Me:: It will if I tell it to.
Mum: They have Rolos, too.
Me:: Score.
And that is the story of the chocolate chip surprise cookie. The Rolo melted inside the cookie and spread out, so that when you bite into it, it's difficult to tell where it is precisely. Though you can kind of see them. I had thought the Rolo would melt out the sides, but they didn't even sink to the bottom of the cookies. They are great at room temp, but they are deadly when slightly warmed in the microwave. Just be careful not to get them too hot—CARAMEL TONGUE BURN.
Ingredients: butter, brown sugar, white sugar, baking soda, vanilla, salt, eggs, flour, semi-sweet chocolate, dark chocolate, Rolos!
Price: $8/dozen (they are round—my palm span, minus the fingers. You know?)
Available: SOLD OUT
PAYMENT: If you want something, comment here! Then when I give the okay, paypal the fundage to amandr at gmail dot com.
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Date: 2011-11-06 08:27 pm (UTC)I just came a bit when I read about the ingredients....it's like a food-porn fic. (with naught but the food)
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Date: 2011-11-06 08:44 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-11-07 12:35 am (UTC)Just got back from my night of way too much alcohol and still feel queasy, though. Also need to fit into dress for wedding. Ugh, I wish I didn't have to.
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Date: 2011-11-07 02:15 am (UTC)Also, I meant to tell you but kept forgetting - the shortbread sandwiches and the biscotti were AMAZING. Could I get your recipe for the biscotti?
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Date: 2011-11-07 05:26 am (UTC)Can we just debit what you owe me? Is that workable?
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Date: 2011-11-07 05:27 am (UTC)But that is beside the point.
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Date: 2011-11-07 06:56 am (UTC)Randomly, I thought of you when I saw this ad: http://youtu.be/zx7K-mMDGM0
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Date: 2011-11-07 04:11 pm (UTC)no subject
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