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"I'm calling Captain Harkness again," Lois said, dialing the number.

John sighed. "Just remember not to answer questions before he asks them. That only works on the telly."

"Huggghuhghgughgu...gh," answered Jack.

"Captain Harkness, this is Lois. John Hart and I are trapped in a seven minute time loop."

John scrolled his hand.

"Huh what?" Jack mumbled. Lois heard the rustling of sheets.

"John Hart and I are trapped in a seven minute time loop. Yes." Lois rattled on, watching the minute hands of the kitchen clock. "No, we tried that, I can't tell, he says it's not, in the shower, I was drunk, lesbian bar, and yeah, I am well aware of that."

John sighed and shook his head, then headed for the scotch.

"Lois," Jack said grumpily, "answering questions before the asker can think of them only works on the telly."

Lois rolled her eyes and sighed. John took a swig of scotch and bowed deeply, gesturing for the phone. "Give it." When Lois handed over the mobile, he paced, gesturing with the glass. "Oh fairy cake, give her a break. It's her first time loop."

Date: 2011-09-09 04:00 am (UTC)
ext_77335: (mock)
From: [identity profile] iamshadow.livejournal.com
I would read many, many more words of this, did they exist.

Also, I totally want to know what the questions are.

Date: 2011-09-09 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
They will exist! It is episode eleven.

Date: 2011-09-09 03:09 pm (UTC)
ext_77335: (troublemaker)
From: [identity profile] iamshadow.livejournal.com
Then I will be patient! :D

Date: 2011-09-09 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eldarwannabe.livejournal.com
YOUR ICON + THIS POST = ALL THE WIN FOREVER.

Well, the ficlet alone would be all the win. But then I noticed the icon while giggling madly, so you get extra win? Win with win on top? Win to the infinitive power?

Date: 2011-09-09 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
Haahahahaha lois thinks your phone is bullshit!

Date: 2011-09-09 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kickair8p.livejournal.com
::gigglefit!::

~

Date: 2011-09-09 03:03 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-09-09 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reddevilpoes.livejournal.com
I't s really early over here...so it took me a moment (ok or two) to let this sink in.
LOVE IT!

Date: 2011-09-09 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
Haahaha thanks!

Date: 2011-09-09 09:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mcparrot.livejournal.com
Which just begs the question of what John was doing in the lesbian bar really.

Hahahahahahahaha

Date: 2011-09-09 11:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] count-to-seven.livejournal.com
So much genius.

Date: 2011-09-09 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
I TRY VERY VERY HARD.

Date: 2011-09-09 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huesiemama.livejournal.com

This is relevant to my interests!

Date: 2011-09-09 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
IT WILL BE. IT WILL BE.

Date: 2011-09-09 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neifile7.livejournal.com
That John. He has time loops the way some guys have herpes.

I seriously need new icons, including some Mandr S4 ones. John and Lois sounds like a manip MOW.

Date: 2011-09-09 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
John and Lois are THE BEST DUO EVER.

Date: 2011-09-09 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elainasaunt.livejournal.com
Yessssssssssssssssss!

Date: 2011-09-09 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
iT IS MY FAVORITE ONE TO WRITE. i MIGHT HAVE TO MOVE THINGS AROUND FOR A LITTLE BIT.

Date: 2011-09-10 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Omigod, I read it and howled and then read it again and then read it over the phone to the S.O.

Date: 2011-09-11 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
It's true, though! They do that thing! With the multiple questions! Haaahahaaaha.

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