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Viv: When I grow up, I want to be a mommy.
My mum: You could be a mommy. You could be something else too, if you wanted to be.
Viv: Some mommies say very bad words.
My mum: o_o Orly? Like which mommy says bad words?
Viv: My mama says very bad words, but I'm not allowed to say them.
My mum: Well, just this once. Only so you can tell me. Which bad words? Like what?
Viv: son of a bitch.
My mum: Yeah, that's pretty bad.
Viv: Damn it.
My mum: Yeah, not something we want to hear you say, unnerstand? What else?
Viv: Shut up.
My mum: Oh definitely, you don't wanna say that one.
Viv: But next time when I get bigger I can say them.
My mum: How about you wait until you have your own place? You just might be safe with those then...
Viv: I could build things. Like Bob the Builder.
My mum: You certainly could. You can do anything you want...except say those words for a while...

Date: 2011-08-27 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] idyll.livejournal.com
I have a Bob the Builder construction hat for her! I forgot to bring it last night!

Date: 2011-08-27 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
OH AWESOME.

Date: 2011-08-27 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tree00faery.livejournal.com
LOLZ. When I decided I could curse if I wanted to at about age 10 or 11 my parents were just like "...yeah, we don't really have a leg to stand on here."

Date: 2011-08-29 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
I think we lived in fear.

Date: 2011-08-27 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] planejane.livejournal.com
At least she didn't say fuck!

Still, everything she says is so adorable!

Date: 2011-08-29 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
I suoopse "fuck" is only a matter of time!

Date: 2011-08-27 08:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reddevilpoes.livejournal.com
thank you for starting my weekend in this wonderful way!
When is she going to do the "four letter" words?
We used to let the kids say all of them and then taught them some more during family dinner. Under the restriction..use these only when it's the four of us and never in front of the grandparents!

Date: 2011-08-29 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
Yeah, I have that rule with "chicken butt" she an say it with me and the parents, but there's a moratorium on saying it to friends and at school.

Date: 2011-08-27 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heddychaa.livejournal.com
"Next time when I get bigger"

LOLLLLLL

Date: 2011-08-29 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
Also often heard is "remember last time" for whatever she means, even if it was a year ago.

Date: 2011-08-29 01:16 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Hahahaha! She and AJ can go use those words together (wait! They're not allowed! Far better to resort to learning weaponry...).

Date: 2011-08-29 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
Man, if they get together, then we're in trouble!

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