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[amand_r]

Douchenozzle,

By the way, a list of shit you have missed that you would have loved:

The word "douchenozzle"
Every Rag since 2005
Viola had her kung fu noises
My cookie baking craze.
Sextra Credit
Every CNY
V for Vendetta.
Torchwood
Hellsing Ultimate
Bacon in everything
The 2008 election
How bad the A-Team Movie was
Charlie Sheen's complete and utter devolution.
Making inappropriate jokes about Rebecca Black
Rome
Lucy Lawless's full frontal nudity
Boondocks S2
The Transformers movies
Recent events in Egypt and the rest of the middle east
The Dark Knight
Iron Man 1 and 2
Everything Jet Li has made since 2006
The 2010 Olympics
THE SEVENTH HARRY POTTER BOOK.
WALL-E
Parkour


I can't think of any more, because I long ago stopped thinking of you when I stumble across things you like. That's your fault, you know.

You know what you aren't missing? Snookie. Trust me on this one.

Love,

Me

Me: Viola, I want you to pee before naptime.
Her: No thank you.
Me: Yeah, that wasn't really a request.
Her: No, my butt is empty.

See, asshole? You missed that. She's like a fodder machine.

Comments

[reddevilpoes.livejournal.com]

Interesting list,

love,
you too

[chamilet]

*hugs*

[kwanalicious.livejournal.com]

I can't decide whether he would love or loathe that Friday song.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I think he wouldn't care about the song either way, but he'd make some seriously offensive remarks about her.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

"douchenozzle" is one of my new favorite words - i've used it in several fics already

i don't... man, i don't know how you do it *hugs*

[celisnebula.livejournal.com]

♥

I wish I could say it gets easier... but, it doesn't. It's been 11 years, 6 months and 18 days since Bratlet's dad died and every time I turn around, there's something new he has missed because of that stupid work accident.

*sighs*

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

Ah, this list. Douchenozzle. Love you, mander!

[desdemona59.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

[djin7.livejournal.com]

I very much approve of this post. *squishes*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

considering I never met him, I am inexplicably angry at him, yet know I would have really, really liked him.

There's just nothing that will ever make this less crappy. Except Viola, of course. It is a terrible curse that she'll never meet her father, and yet it is such an unbelievable blessing that she's in your life.

*hugs*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I tremble to think of what you and Tianyu would have done at ay number iof the Harry Potter conventions I would have dragged him to.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

shhh, you're giving your mother heart palpitations. ;)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THAT'S NOT ME. THAT'S THE BIG ASS METH PIPE SHE DID.

[sivatheminty.livejournal.com]

I use douchecanoe. I'm not entirely clear why, but I like it.

*hugs*

[arsenicjade.livejournal.com]

animatronic dinosaurs.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

FUCKING A.

[sthayashi.livejournal.com]

I think about things like this on the 10th. But I think I may have mentioned that before.

BTW, Hellsing Ultimate? How did you not tell me about this? Must find!!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I HAVE JUST FINISHED DLDING. I HAVE NOT WATCHED YET. IF IT IS GOOD I SHALL TRANSFER IT TO YOU.

[mcparrot.livejournal.com]

I don't really know you, but just the thought of this made me cry.
(((Hugs)))

[aster-laevis.livejournal.com]

Love you guys.

[lu torrefranca (from livejournal.com)]

Hard to believe all this has happened since.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

i KNOW! AND THIS IS JUST WHAT I REMEMBER OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.