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BUT I DID.

In researching oyster knives, I cam across this image:

Date: 2011-04-01 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reddevilpoes.livejournal.com
I'd love to see the restaurant where the posh guests attack their oysters with a rusty screwdriver and a hammer...

Date: 2011-04-01 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
I think I attacked a coconut with one of these once.

Date: 2011-04-01 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reddevilpoes.livejournal.com
That's what they are there for...screwdriver+hammer= coconutgoodlyness

Date: 2011-04-01 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] planejane.livejournal.com
I LOL'd, too. Though I'm surprised they didn't include a hacksaw and hammer drill on the left. Very nice on the dinner table.

Date: 2011-04-01 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
oh my god i would pay to watch some drunk fools try to open an oyster with a hacksaw.

Date: 2011-04-01 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] planejane.livejournal.com
That could be fodder for a horror movie. I envisage accidental consumption of fingers.

Date: 2011-04-01 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
Or a viral youtube video.

Date: 2011-04-01 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noveldevice.livejournal.com
I did too. :)

Date: 2011-04-01 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
THIS WAS AS GOOD AS THE "ALMOST WEARING A HAT" CHANNEL.

Date: 2011-04-01 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] firynze.livejournal.com
...I would lol even harder if there were a sledgehammer in there.

Date: 2011-04-01 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. oR A GAROTTE.

Date: 2011-04-01 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] firynze.livejournal.com
HACKSAW.

Date: 2011-04-01 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adina-atl.livejournal.com
Whenever we have crab at home we raid the toolboxes (we have many!) for "implements of deeeee-struction." So I've never used a rusty screwdriver on oysters, but I have used tin snips on crab shells.

Date: 2011-04-01 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
See, that makes sense. You need something like tin snips for crab shells!

Date: 2011-04-01 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepyromanical1.livejournal.com
LOLOLOL

I WISH MORE THINGS IN LIFE CAME WITH CLEAR-CUT INSTRUCTIONS LIKE THESE.

Date: 2011-04-02 12:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
I WISH IT SAID, 'UR DOIN IT RONG."

Date: 2011-04-02 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepyromanical1.livejournal.com
WOULD NEED PICTORAL EVIDENCE OF SOMEBODY EATING A CLAM WITH AN ACTUALFAX HAMMER, THOUGH


NOT THAT I'D BE OPPOSED TO SEEING THAT

Date: 2011-04-02 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
aLL WE NEED IS PICTORAL EVIDENCE OF SOMEONE GOING AT A CLAM WITH A HAMMER.

UR DOIN IT RONG.

Image

UR DOIN IT RONG.

Date: 2011-04-01 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cthonus.livejournal.com
I broke two forks at once trying to loosen the end of a roll of paper towels. Goodness knows for an oyster I'd need a power drill...

Date: 2011-04-02 12:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
I don't even understand how you did that!

Date: 2011-04-02 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kel-reiley.livejournal.com
oysters, eh? now all i can picture is that episode of mr. bean

in completely unrelated news, i saw this and thought of you:



i don't know why

Date: 2011-04-02 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS.

Date: 2011-04-02 05:19 pm (UTC)

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