I DON'T KNOW WHY I LOLLED.

[amand_r]

BUT I DID.

In researching oyster knives, I cam across this image:

Comments

[reddevilpoes.livejournal.com]

I'd love to see the restaurant where the posh guests attack their oysters with a rusty screwdriver and a hammer...

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I think I attacked a coconut with one of these once.

[reddevilpoes.livejournal.com]

That's what they are there for...screwdriver+hammer= coconutgoodlyness

[planejane.livejournal.com]

I LOL'd, too. Though I'm surprised they didn't include a hacksaw and hammer drill on the left. Very nice on the dinner table.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

oh my god i would pay to watch some drunk fools try to open an oyster with a hacksaw.

[planejane.livejournal.com]

That could be fodder for a horror movie. I envisage accidental consumption of fingers.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Or a viral youtube video.

[noveldevice.livejournal.com]

I did too. :)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THIS WAS AS GOOD AS THE "ALMOST WEARING A HAT" CHANNEL.

[firynze.livejournal.com]

...I would lol even harder if there were a sledgehammer in there.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. oR A GAROTTE.

[firynze.livejournal.com]

HACKSAW.

[adina-atl.livejournal.com]

Whenever we have crab at home we raid the toolboxes (we have many!) for "implements of deeeee-struction." So I've never used a rusty screwdriver on oysters, but I have used tin snips on crab shells.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

See, that makes sense. You need something like tin snips for crab shells!

[thepyromanical1.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL

I WISH MORE THINGS IN LIFE CAME WITH CLEAR-CUT INSTRUCTIONS LIKE THESE.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I WISH IT SAID, 'UR DOIN IT RONG."

[thepyromanical1.livejournal.com]

WOULD NEED PICTORAL EVIDENCE OF SOMEBODY EATING A CLAM WITH AN ACTUALFAX HAMMER, THOUGH


NOT THAT I'D BE OPPOSED TO SEEING THAT

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

aLL WE NEED IS PICTORAL EVIDENCE OF SOMEONE GOING AT A CLAM WITH A HAMMER.

UR DOIN IT RONG.



UR DOIN IT RONG.

[cthonus.livejournal.com]

I broke two forks at once trying to loosen the end of a roll of paper towels. Goodness knows for an oyster I'd need a power drill...

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I don't even understand how you did that!

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

oysters, eh? now all i can picture is that episode of mr. bean

in completely unrelated news, i saw this and thought of you:



i don't know why

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

OH GOOD