Overheard in Chinghaüs

[amand_r]

(Lying in bed before it's time to get up.)
Viv: We're best friends forever.
Me: (melty)
Her: I love you.
Me: (melty)

Later...
Viv: (to baby doll) We're best friends forever.
Me: O_o?!!?
Her: (to doll) I love you.
Me: (puts salt on her cereal)

AND:

(falls off rocking horse and lands on her crotch. I dunno. I wasn't there.)
Her: It hurts.
Me: I am sorry. Do you need a hug?
Her: (grabbing between legs) Kiss it better?
Me: Uh, no. (kisses hand and smacks her bum) Yeah, that's...that'll work.
Her: YAY!

Comments

[spiderine.livejournal.com]

We're best friends forever.
I love you. <3

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

GOD DAMMIT!

[spiderine.livejournal.com]

Plz not to put salt in my cereal kthxbye.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

YOUR NEXT LEMON LOAF SHALL BE SALTED!

[contrarywise]

*perks up at the thought of "NEXT LEMON LOAF"*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

uH....SOME DAY I WILL MAKE MORE?

[reddevilpoes.livejournal.com]

*kiss it better* wahahaha, kids are so practical that way!
gotta love them, bless their little souls!!!!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

i KNOW. I LOLLED.

[quean-of-swords.livejournal.com]

Viv is awesome. :D

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

vIV IS INSANE.

[kwanalicious.livejournal.com]

was there ever any doubt she would be like that??

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Sadly, no. You should hear what her teachers said about her at her conference. I was O_o and then I serioused.

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

Kids always manage to do the crotch-ouch thing at least once in their lives. LOL! Love your kid!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

My kid seems to damage herself every day. LOL. she scraped both hands and knees outside today.

Playing: Ur doing it rite.

emily's friend

[emily sours (from livejournal.com)]

hey i heard about your blog, emily drill said it was awesome, so here i am reading it. love the last story, hilarious.

Re: emily&#39;s friend

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Haaahahahaha awesome!