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(Lying in bed before it's time to get up.)
Viv: We're best friends forever.
Me: (melty)
Her: I love you.
Me: (melty)

Later...
Viv: (to baby doll) We're best friends forever.
Me: O_o?!!?
Her: (to doll) I love you.
Me: (puts salt on her cereal)

AND:

(falls off rocking horse and lands on her crotch. I dunno. I wasn't there.)
Her: It hurts.
Me: I am sorry. Do you need a hug?
Her: (grabbing between legs) Kiss it better?
Me: Uh, no. (kisses hand and smacks her bum) Yeah, that's...that'll work.
Her: YAY!

Date: 2011-03-12 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiderine.livejournal.com
We're best friends forever.
I love you. <3

Date: 2011-03-12 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiderine.livejournal.com
Plz not to put salt in my cereal kthxbye.

Date: 2011-03-12 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
YOUR NEXT LEMON LOAF SHALL BE SALTED!

Date: 2011-03-12 04:27 pm (UTC)
contrarywise: Glowing green trees along a road (smiling jack)
From: [personal profile] contrarywise
*perks up at the thought of "NEXT LEMON LOAF"*

Date: 2011-03-12 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
uH....SOME DAY I WILL MAKE MORE?

Date: 2011-03-12 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reddevilpoes.livejournal.com
*kiss it better* wahahaha, kids are so practical that way!
gotta love them, bless their little souls!!!!

Date: 2011-03-12 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
i KNOW. I LOLLED.

Date: 2011-03-12 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quean-of-swords.livejournal.com
Viv is awesome. :D

Date: 2011-03-12 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kwanalicious.livejournal.com
was there ever any doubt she would be like that??

Date: 2011-03-12 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
Sadly, no. You should hear what her teachers said about her at her conference. I was O_o and then I serioused.

Date: 2011-03-12 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paragraphs.livejournal.com
Kids always manage to do the crotch-ouch thing at least once in their lives. LOL! Love your kid!

Date: 2011-03-12 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
My kid seems to damage herself every day. LOL. she scraped both hands and knees outside today.

Playing: Ur doing it rite.

emily's friend

Date: 2011-03-28 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emily sours (from livejournal.com)
hey i heard about your blog, emily drill said it was awesome, so here i am reading it. love the last story, hilarious.

Re: emily&#39;s friend

Date: 2011-03-28 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
Haaahahahaha awesome!

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