Oh Lenore,

[amand_r]

I loff you.

CRAYONS: IDEAL FOR KIDS.

Comments

[eldarwannabe.livejournal.com]

MY DUSTER IS TOTES FOR REMOVING DUST, YO.

[noveldevice.livejournal.com]

Seriously, though, I like it when clothes tell me what they're for. I'm stupid, I don't watch a lot of fashion stuff, and sometimes I have no idea how I'm supposed to wear something. What does it look good with? What is recommended? THESE ARE THINGS I WANT TO KNOW.

[mcparrot.livejournal.com]

Then there's the old favourite of mine - on a chainsaw. "Do not use moving parts near genitals."

And the iron. 'Remove clothes before using."

Bwahahahaha

[pommery.livejournal.com]

My favourite was the one on an old cordless phone: "Not meant for underwater use."

(It also said the warranty did not cover acts of god. How I loled.)

[emquilxy.livejournal.com]

And this is exactly why I am able to be a marketing professional with no applicable schooling... *sigh*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAHAAAHAHAH I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S ON YOUR CANS.

WARNING: CONTAINS FISH.