this man is my new hero.

[amand_r]

Jessica Alba arrived back in the US today after a few days in Venice to promote ‘Machete’, and when she landed at LAX there wasn’t a frown to be seen, because she was wearing a shirt made by someone who had never seen a shirt before, but had heard about them once, although only briefly, and what he heard left out some important details.


"Made by someone who had never seen a shirt before" lol.

Also, Jessica Alba is hott.

heddychaa, my knowledge of the existence of WWTDD is all your fault. I spent the morning looking at Heidi Montag in a bikini. (Wowsa!)

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[momebie.livejournal.com]

 

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HEIDI MONTAG IN A BIKINI.

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

lolforever that comment. hahaha.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Haaahahaahahah it's just so dry. I can't help it.

[kwanalicious.livejournal.com]

KEINE MONSTER TITTEN.

[heddychaa.livejournal.com]

It's so fucking offensive and the commenters are all fucking jackholes, but man it is funny fdjklfjsdlk

DID YOU SEE THE KIM KARDASHIAN PLAYBOY SHOTS? UM WOW.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HE'S OBSSESSED WITH LI-LO.

[heddychaa.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

and i have just wasted FOREVER reading that thing, too (though, not the comments, DEAR GOD NOT THE COMMENTS - why does the internet give ppl the uncontrollable urge to be AS MEAN AS POSSIBLE ABOUT EVERYTHING EVER?)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I NEVER READ THE COMMENTS TO THAT KIND OF SHIT. WHAT'S THE POINT>

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Oh no, not another celeb gossip site to take away all my time that isn't already taken up by Gawker!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

LOLOR5.

[sivatheminty.livejournal.com]

She is on my "I'd go lesbo for" list.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

"Gay for no pay"?

[huesiemama.livejournal.com]

Just shared that with my Tweet boys. Or anyone who likes Jessica Alba. Woah.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I actially like the shirt.

[idontlikegravy.livejournal.com]

Shame her bra wasn't by the same designer...

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

SHAME THERE'S A BRA.

I AM A HORRIBLE CHAUVINIST.