THIS JUST IN

[amand_r]

WE ARE ALL FUCKING DOOMED.

You know who will save us though? CHALI2NA.

1. THIS VIDEO IS ADORABLE. KIDS!
2. CHALI AND BARROWMAN MIGHT HAVE TO HAVE A MANHAND-OFF
3. BEENIE MAN IS OFFICIALLY AWESOME.
4. I WANT TO MARRY CHALI2NA.

Comments

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

But I don't WANNA be doomed! it is Friday and I have plans for the weekend!!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

TOO LATE.

HOVER SHARK.

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

Surely there is reason to hope!!!!

I will not give up easily!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

GET A HARPOON.

[dremiel.livejournal.com]

Frankly, I'd be okay with that I'd it meant I could skip this mountain of laundry. But I will not be a happy woman if I fold and iron and shit and THEN the shark shows up! Just sayin.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

WELL HE'S NOT GONNA COME WHEN IT'S DIRTY. HE CAN TELL. BLOODSPRAY ON DIRTY CLOTHES IS REDUNDANT.

DO YOU HAVE ANY CLEAN WHITE CLOTHES? ARE YOU OUT OF BLEACH? THESE EXACERBATE YOUR PROBLEM.

[dremiel.livejournal.com]

I have bleach and I'm not afraid to use it, BB!

Eyes just folded stack of clean white sheets. *whimper*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

QUICK! MAKE FOR THE LINEN CLOSET!

[dremiel.livejournal.com]

Witness statement #1;

"Well, she stopped doing laundry in July, I guess. I didn't notice at first but I should have realized when she stopped making me pick my dirty clothes off the floor. Eventually all my shorts were really grimy so I tried to wash them myself and it turns out she had ripped the water line out of the washer so there was water spraying everywhere and Mom started screaming about a hover shark even though we live three hours inland and then the sky went dark
and there was this huge maw and... sniff... I just wanted clean boxer shorts, I didn't, sniff... if only we'd believed her!"

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Somehow, when I read this, "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" was playing in my head.

OMG THE DEVIL CHALLENGES JAWS TO A FIDDLE OFF. WHO WINS?

[dremiel.livejournal.com]

I am literally sitting here thinking "but how would
a shark hold a tiny violin with thosw big pectoral
fins?"

You are an EVIL WOMAN!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

WHAT YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT IS WHAT THE DEVIL WOULD BE LIKE IF HE ATE JAWS'S SOUL.

[djin7.livejournal.com]

We're all gonna die. I could have told you dat.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

DUDE:



IF SHARKS HAD A BAND, IT WOULD SOUND LIKE THIS.

[contrarywise]

Or maybe like this...

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

MAYBE IF YOU ARE A MAKO OR A TIGER SHARK.

[djin7.livejournal.com]

Jesus. Christ. This is why I've never tried surfing. *nods*

[zsazsa4168.livejournal.com]

Hover Shark is just the latest on the long list of reasons why I will go to the beach but I am staying out of the damn water. For real.

Meanwhile, could easily hang with Beenie Man and the kids all day. Thanks for sharing that.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I LIKE WHEN HE'S TOSSING THEM OUT OF THAT PEN, AND THEN THEY PUSH HIM OUT OF THE PEN. I LOLED.

[zsazsa4168.livejournal.com]

I imagine myself as a parent looking up one afternoon, a little anxious, wondering, "Where are the girls?"

Then I remember they're with Beenie. Cool.

Then I remember that Beenie always has the really good weed. I decide I better go help him "babysit."

'Cause I need to keep an eye on the girls. (They're 18 and 20, so I'm sure they appreciate the attention.) LOL indeed.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THIS IS THE BEST PLAN.

I DON'T KNOW. DOES BEENIE LOOK LIKE A POTHEAD TO YOU? IT'S THE BRAIDS, ISN'T IT?

BEENIE AND I ARE GOING TO THE SEASHORE TO DRINK MAITAIS AND DANCE TO REGGAE MUSIC.

[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

HOVERSHARK



HOVERSHARK





next up, Landshark.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, MAN.

[madder-rose.livejournal.com]

My first thought: "Warren Ellis has LJ?! Hooray!". It is sad that it was not: "FLYING SHARK! Hooray!" or "My flying shark is full of electric eels". (That last one is only really funny in my head, but I just had to mention it)

1-4 Yes. lol.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAHAHAHAHAH.

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I didn't watch the video yet, but I had to tell you -- this showed up on my flist as a vid of Jensen Ackles introducing an animated Batman movie, and the biscuit vid you posted yesterday showed up as an Old Spice commercial that someone else on my flist posted. Weird, huh? Yeah. Um, that's all I got.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Your flist is bizarre.

[nanfreak.livejournal.com]

If that shark has a frikkin' laser mounted on it's head, we're even more doooooommmed!
DOOOOMMMMED!
A man-hand off should have a 70's BOOM-cha-ka-la-BOOM theme song...

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG LAZER SHARK. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

A MANHAND OFF MUST INVOLVE PORN.