fuck yeah childhood!

[amand_r]

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[rm.livejournal.com]

That is AWESOME.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I WOULD RIDE THAT SO HARD.

That sounds like a wholly inappropriate statement to be making about a piece of playground equipment.

AND. YET.

[rm.livejournal.com]

RPF ON THE SHARK!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THAT SHARK IS WHY THEY INVENTED RPF.

Well, no, but it totally is all the same.

[rm.livejournal.com]

Word. Where's Crue? He'll write us RPF on the shark.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

DUDE. HE TOTALLY SHOULD.

HE'S MARINATING IN THE WORLD CUP. I AM BEREFT.

Something about licking John Barrowman, too, but what else is new there.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA. I AM intrigued by that little bump just in front of the tail. What IS that for?

Other than that I'm not sure any of my RPF potentials (I still want to do Scott/Matt Bomer) fit sex on a playground shark. They're all too dignified (like .. uh... Barrowman. Ha)

[neifile7.livejournal.com]

Nick, boyo, you can't tell me that the entire English squad isn't aching for a spin on that thing. Or! Green-punishment scenario. JUST SAYIN.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

but the Green punishment is happening in the locker room at half time. I DON'T THINK THEY HAVE A PLAYGROUND SHARK THERE!

[neifile7.livejournal.com]

IT COULD HAPPEN. THEY'RE ENGLISH. THEY THINK OF THESE THINGS.

[itcamefromjapan.livejournal.com]

I now know that mine was a deprived childhood. WHERE WERE THE SHARKS ON MY PLAYGROUNDS?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WHAT I AM SAYING.

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT THEY ALWAYS INVENT THE COOL TOYS RIGHT AFTER YOU GROW OUT OF THE AGE BRACKET FOR THEM?

WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT?

[topgeargirl2.livejournal.com]

OMG, that is awesome!

I don't remember seeing them when I was growing up.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. I BET THEY ARE NEW.

STUPID NEW IDEAS.

[behindblue-eyes.livejournal.com]

Awesome!Kid: *sulks in junglegym*
Earnest!Student-Teacher: What's wrong, Awesome!Kid? You look slightly less awesome.
Awesome!Kid: *EXTREME SULKS*
Earnest!Student-Teacher: You can talk to me, Awesome!Kid, I'm your friend remember?
Awesome!Kid: *lightbulb*
Really-way-too-Earnest!Student-Teacher: Are you having problems at home? Are the other kids being mean to you?
Awesome!Kid: Yes! Janet's being super mean to me. She said I wasn't awesome at all and that you had stupid hair.
Earnest!Student-Teacher: I'm sure she didn't...what about my hair?
Awesome!Kid: If you were really my friend you'd push her down for being mean about other people's split ends.
Not-so-earnest!Student-Teacher: ...Well, I'll be fired if I push her, but I can make her go inside early from recess. Will that make you feel better?
Awesome!Kid: Oh, yes! You're the best teacher ever! And the one with the shiniest hair!
Student-Teacher: *shuffles Janet inside, like the Fist of Frizzy-haired Justice*
Awesome!Kid: *pounces now vacant shark wobbly, still warm from Janet's booty*
Awesome!Kid: Awesome.

It's what I'd do.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THE SHARK NEEDS A TIME SHARING PLAN.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

DAMN YOU, CHILDREN! I AM DOOMED TO FOREVER BE JEALOUS OF AWESOME SHIT WE DID NOT HAVE WHEN I WAS A CHILD!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I KNOW.

YOU HAVE TO HAVE A KID SO YOU CAN PLAY WITH IT AND NOT FEEL GUILTY.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

...can i skip the having a kid part? i'll just borrow someone else's

[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

OMG.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING, MAN.

[huesiemama.livejournal.com]

This is far superior to the rocket tower slide of my childhood.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I can't even remember what we had. Something lame, so lame I have blocked it out, much like last night's lacklustre dinner.

[huesiemama.livejournal.com]

I will have to see if the rocket tower is still there. My school also had a lame, if terrifying wooden tower that on had to climb up either a rope net or a bunch of old tires that were connected. (Terrifying for me, as I have a fear of heights.)

And yes, yesterday's dinner was lackluster here as well.