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amand_rTHING THE FIRST THE FIRST THING THE FIRST: Before I do anything, I have a rec: All In Good Time, this week's VS ep by the lovely bleu-bleu and kel, mistress of the night. I like the…individual of the week, and keep an eye out for Agent 888, because he is made of awesome.
I might have committed some fanfic for it. ::shifty eyes::
THING THE SECOND THE SECOND THING THE SECOND, DEAR LIZA, DEAR LIZA: I have something that's bothering me. I lie awake at night and think about it. It digs at me, like a splinter in your naughty bits.
Okay, maybe not that.
The Vidalia Chop Wizard
Let me elucidate. It's not the machine itself that bothers me. I can understand why someone might want one. It chops shit. It measures. I use a cuisinart and I enjoy the zen of hand chopping, but I can see how other might not. It's not the mechanism that bothers me. It's this, at :1, and :33, and then again at :50.
WHO IS THIS MORON CHOPPING THINGS? I get that they're trying to sell me their wares, but do they have to get the most incompetent idiot out there to pretend that their hands are painted on in order to sell it? Really?
I get it. Honestly honey, if that's the way you're going to hold the knife then you shouldn't be trusted with anything sharp anyway, but Jesus. It's a trend, the World's Most Incompetent [whatever]:
Fasta Pasta :1-:10
Pasta Pro :1-:10, 1:16,
Sonic Blade :1-:12, :32-:36, 1:18-1:19 (UNRELATED—1:45=Nannerpuss? and 1:54=WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? A KLINGON WEAPON MADE FROM FRUIT?!!?)
I stopped here, but I have seen it for things outside of the kitchen as well. Makes flappy hands OMG MY HANDS DON'T WORK.
That said, was I the only one during the Sonic Blade commercial doing every callback I knew from the dinner scene in Rocky?
I'm making lasagna today, and I am tempted to film parts of the process as if my hands are in a commercial for Sonic Pasta or something.
edit: Thanks to Sam, who has his fingers everywhere, I have watched this, over which I laughed my ass off (goodbye buns of steel!) and then felt smugly satisfied that I wasn't the only person seeing this. I AM NOT ALONE!
MBABB WC= 33962
I might have committed some fanfic for it. ::shifty eyes::
THING THE SECOND THE SECOND THING THE SECOND, DEAR LIZA, DEAR LIZA: I have something that's bothering me. I lie awake at night and think about it. It digs at me, like a splinter in your naughty bits.
Okay, maybe not that.
The Vidalia Chop Wizard
Let me elucidate. It's not the machine itself that bothers me. I can understand why someone might want one. It chops shit. It measures. I use a cuisinart and I enjoy the zen of hand chopping, but I can see how other might not. It's not the mechanism that bothers me. It's this, at :1, and :33, and then again at :50.
WHO IS THIS MORON CHOPPING THINGS? I get that they're trying to sell me their wares, but do they have to get the most incompetent idiot out there to pretend that their hands are painted on in order to sell it? Really?
I get it. Honestly honey, if that's the way you're going to hold the knife then you shouldn't be trusted with anything sharp anyway, but Jesus. It's a trend, the World's Most Incompetent [whatever]:
Fasta Pasta :1-:10
Pasta Pro :1-:10, 1:16,
Sonic Blade :1-:12, :32-:36, 1:18-1:19 (UNRELATED—1:45=Nannerpuss? and 1:54=WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? A KLINGON WEAPON MADE FROM FRUIT?!!?)
I stopped here, but I have seen it for things outside of the kitchen as well. Makes flappy hands OMG MY HANDS DON'T WORK.
That said, was I the only one during the Sonic Blade commercial doing every callback I knew from the dinner scene in Rocky?
I'm making lasagna today, and I am tempted to film parts of the process as if my hands are in a commercial for Sonic Pasta or something.
edit: Thanks to Sam, who has his fingers everywhere, I have watched this, over which I laughed my ass off (goodbye buns of steel!) and then felt smugly satisfied that I wasn't the only person seeing this. I AM NOT ALONE!
MBABB WC= 33962
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Oh bloody hell
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Date: 2010-04-30 04:53 pm (UTC)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08xQLGWTSag
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Date: 2010-04-30 06:06 pm (UTC)I FORGOT ABOUT THE BLANKET FAIL FOR THE SNUGGIE. "WAAAAH, I CANT SPREAD THIS BLANKET ON MY FEET OH DEAR GOD HELP ME."
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Date: 2010-04-30 05:29 pm (UTC)(Also, ugh, I wish I wasn't at work because I want to see anything that even vaguely resembles Nannerpus, aka MY FAVORITE COMMERCIAL EVER. I used to do an awesome Nannerpus commercial when I was drunk. Now I'll even do it sober.)
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Date: 2010-04-30 05:55 pm (UTC)I bet cannibals buy the sonic blade. I'M SURE IT SLICES PERFECTLY THROUGH THIGHS!
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Date: 2010-05-01 05:06 pm (UTC)YOU COULD HAVE BEEN, "THIS NEEDS TO BE A LITTLE MORE SONIC".
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Date: 2010-04-30 06:26 pm (UTC)I could use a chop wizard because I suck at chopping. But the incompetent chopping on the commercial made me feel better about myself because I'm not that bad.
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Date: 2010-05-01 03:52 am (UTC)SECOND: that thing chops apples? that must be some weak-ass apple there
I get that they're trying to sell me their wares, but do they have to get the most incompetent idiot out there to pretend that their hands are painted on in order to sell it? Really? - techincally, YES, all those "Our Machine Will Do That Job Faster and Better" commercials make every little task look like the most ridiculous and impossible and 'why are you doing this to yourself?' thing in the history of lazy humans needing things to do things for them... yes
(ps - who can't cut an avocado? if it's too hard to chop, then it's not ripe enough to eat, dipstick)
and now i'm hungry
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Date: 2010-05-01 05:13 pm (UTC)DID IT COMPLETE YOU?
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Date: 2010-05-01 05:24 pm (UTC)IT'S NOT A BOMB, IT'S THE SOLUTION TO YOUR NIGHTMARISH PASTA INCOMPETENCE.
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Date: 2010-05-02 07:15 pm (UTC)Really?
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Date: 2010-05-02 07:19 pm (UTC)Everyone knows that when you're married and that happens, you cover your spouse's head under the blanket and force them to breathe it in.
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Date: 2010-05-02 09:54 pm (UTC)