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1. So last night I'm writing a check to the cemetery to put a summer box of flowers at Tianyu's grave, and they ask for the location, and I don't know what the fuck that is. I'll have to dig it out. But I'm sitting there filling out the rest of the goddamn form, and I find myself crying and apologising to Tianyu, and I don't even know what the fuck for. For the flowers, maybe. That that's all I can give him now, maybe. That I rarely go there. I can't look at it. I don't know what to say to it. It's just kind of there. That stone isn't for me. I would have cremated him and sent his ashes to George Takei to dispose of as he saw fit. Or Christopher Lambert. NO NO. JET LI.

Dear Mister Li:

Enclosed is your future.

Sincerely,

Yul Brynner's Rotting Corpse



2. ENOUGH OF THAT BULLSHIT. DON'T ASK ME TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU, WARREN.

(NSFW)



I missed you, threebrain.

3. apparently Scott Baio just went insane, which I am surprised at, because really, Goats has been making fun of Scott for a while.

You know what I'd like to see? Certain celebs given a twitter and free time to use it and get all wrapped up in it, so that we can see the meltdowns we really deserve. Candidates are: Mel Gibson, Debbie Gibson, Naomi Campbell (we might have to supply additional phones), Kirk Cameron PLEASE GOD KIRK CAMERON. Maybe the youngest kid from Hanson.

4. How a shark gets ready.

5. Lastly, let us all take a moment to appreciate the fine lyrical genius of Salt N Pepa's 1993 masterpiece, "None Of Your Business":

I never put my nose where I'm not supposed to,
Believe me, if he's something that I want, I'm steppin' closer,
I'm not one for playing high-pole
Like the house of ditty 90210 type of ho.
I treat a man like he treats me;
The difference between a hooker and a ho ain't nothin' but a fee.


I feel as if I have been enlightened. I'd also like to mention:

So, yo, so, yo, ho - check it, double deck it on a record butt-naked, but you really have to listen to it: at 2:36

It's also worth it to note that dating the song in the text of the song does not do the song any favours, except that I think that it's charming in a way (1:20). Also, let's give the ladies props for putting a same sex couple in a video back in 1993 (3:14), nicely placed during the line about how no one has the right to judge others. I know it feels like a pittance, but one thing I always admired about SnP was that they were always open minded and fairly liberated in some ways. (Heaven and Hell passes the Bechdel test in a time when most songs were about relationships. The last track on the album is a short skit about HIV from an inner city improv group).

SO, YO, SO YO HO.





You can stop after :42. It just repeats. The lyrics make it.
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Date: 2010-04-22 05:34 pm (UTC)
ext_289215: (MCR Frank :D)
From: [identity profile] momebie.livejournal.com
The 'weeeeee' video is still one of my favorite things on the internet.

Date: 2010-04-22 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT IT. I ONLY REMEMBERED BECAUSE WANTED TO FIND "HYPOTHERMIA".

Date: 2010-04-22 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noveldevice.livejournal.com
Ranj is in a box (note to self, get Ranj a much nicer box, if he has to sit in one forever) on the side table in my living room, with some pictures and stuff around it. I put candy on his box--seasonal stuff usually although I have no idea what I'll use for summer, I guess I'll just change it out sometimes. Currently he's got three hollow Lindt chocolate lambs, which I think would amuse him.

So much better than a burial, and someday maybe I'll scatter him. But not anytime soon.

Pep's ass gets respect.

Date: 2010-04-22 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] count-to-seven.livejournal.com
I once got into a V. SRS flame war over whether Lobster Magnet or Weee! was the better gem. I still contend it's Weee!, because IT HAS GONADS. LOBSTER MAGNET HAS MERELY MAGNETS AND CLAWS.

And THANKS for getting "None Of Your Business" stuck in my head.
Edited Date: 2010-04-22 06:29 pm (UTC)

Re: Pep&#39;s ass gets respect.

Date: 2010-04-22 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
NO I AIN'T HARD LIKE THE BITCHES ON THE BOULEVARD
MY FACE AIN'T SCARRED AND I DON'T DANCE IN BARS.

Date: 2010-04-22 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
Yeah, it's strange. I don't know if I could have cremated him. But I dunno, the cemetary isn't for me. I dunno. Conflicted: I is it.

Hollow chocolate lambs for the win. Summer candy: something sour? SOUR PATCH KIDS!

Re: Pep&#39;s ass gets respect.

Date: 2010-04-22 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] count-to-seven.livejournal.com
You know, I've never told anyone this before, but... ::looks around, whispers::

I wanna be a freak and sell it on a weekend.

Re: Pep&amp;#39;s ass gets respect.

Date: 2010-04-22 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
It's okay. It's none of my business.

Date: 2010-04-22 07:39 pm (UTC)
ext_367923: (spank)
From: [identity profile] easilymused1956.livejournal.com
I love you so hard for making my day so, um, lively. Yeah, that's it. Lively.

Thank you.

Renee

Date: 2010-04-22 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dremiel.livejournal.com
The Weee vid is much more disturbing/apt now that I live with the emogeek "gonads and strife" could totes be his motto.

Date: 2010-04-22 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
Haahaaahaha THAT'S RIGHT.

Date: 2010-04-22 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
HAAAHAHAHAHAH LOOK UP "SCHOOLBUS". IT'S INSANE.

Date: 2010-04-22 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
I know! I lolled so hard at that. I think Ianto's shocked face is the best part.

Date: 2010-04-22 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sivatheminty.livejournal.com
Off topic, I need Torchwood icons, this is something I need to spend a weekend on :P

Date: 2010-04-22 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
THAT'S RIGHT! YOU TOTES DO!

Wee!

Date: 2010-04-22 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curriejean.livejournal.com
Stop pulling out the internet's naked baby pictures and showing everyone, mander. It embarrasses it. :P The bit with the gonads and the bunnies has always weireded me out a little. There's something so... bunny-like about those dissected gonads.

Scott Baio is my father. But I don't think I'll ever meet anyone quite as awesome as Baio's wife.

Re: Wee!

Date: 2010-04-22 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
I have a theory that she's actually the sane one, but this time she acted crazy so that he would look better.

I'm trying to be a good person here.

I'm failing.

Yeah.

Date: 2010-04-23 12:01 am (UTC)
ext_21342: I dream of Jeannie as Djin7 (Default)
From: [identity profile] djin7.livejournal.com
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHaHAHaaha. THANKS so much for the EARWORM of the SaltNPepa variety. *Shakes fist*

Date: 2010-04-23 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
YOU ARE MOST WELCOME!

Date: 2010-04-23 12:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amonitrate.livejournal.com
PLEASE GOD KIRK CAMERON indeed.

Date: 2010-04-23 12:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
WOULDN'T THAT BE AWESOME? i MEAN, REALLY THIS MAN IS INSANE:


Date: 2010-04-23 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amonitrate.livejournal.com
IT WOULD BE A THING OF BEAUTY.

Date: 2010-04-23 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
I just, isn't that why God made Twitter? Schadenfreude?

Date: 2010-04-23 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amonitrate.livejournal.com
exactly.

luckily, it doesn't appear that Mel Gibson requires twitter.

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