i have too many legs!

[amand_r]

Episode 3.5 of The Tudors is a spectacular piece of television, because grieving Henry allows none to comfort him after the death of Jane except for (Will Somers) the Court Fool, played by David Bradley (Filch!). True to form, Henry is bonkers and the Fool tells him things he needs to hear:

Henry: Hey.
Fool: Majesty (looks at Henry's mad drawings)
Henry: well, what do you think?
Fool: I don't think. Are you mad? Thinking is dangerous. But I'll wink. (winks)
Henry: Idiot.
Fool: (laughing) What? What about you? Think about it, You find the perfect wife, she's sweet, pliable, she even has good tits. On top of that she gives you the son you've always wanted. And you let her die. Jesus, Christ of mercy, and you think I'm the idiot? And she's not the only one. Poor, abandoned Catherine—
Henry: Careful.
Fool: And that other one, whose name escapes me, as her head escaped her. All lost, all lost.
Henry: go to hell!
Fool: What, go there? I thought I'd already arrived. For surely gracious lord this, is hell.

Seriously, the ep ends with Henry's reform declarations, which are pretty much Catholicism, and the fool sitting on the throne in the empty throne room, wearing the crown and laughing drunkenly. That's good tv.

Comments

[zsazsa4168.livejournal.com]

I must have those jammies!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THEY ARE AWESOME!

[iamshadow.livejournal.com]

Love your nail polish!

MUST GET MONKEY JAMMIES.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

It's blue nailpolish with green stripes!

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

The hair peeps! The hair!!!

I love it.

And damn, I need to get back to The Tudors. I was distracted by Battlestar Galactica. LOL.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

omg the Tudors is killing me.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

CYOOOT.

I love that haircut so much.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I'm digging it. I'm sure I'll be cursing it tomorrow when I have to try to do it myself.

[cthonus.livejournal.com]

Most of us have more than the average number of legs for a human.

That's the wonder of statistics ;)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAHAHAHA.

[valancy-joy.livejournal.com]

LOVE THE HAIR.

The Tudors is somewhere in my Netflix queue. :)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

MOVE IT TO THE TOP, MAN.

[kwanalicious.livejournal.com]

oh. my. fucking. god.

That is the most adorable haircut I have ever seen on you. No joke.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

IT IS HIGH MAINTENANCE.

[easilymused1956.livejournal.com]

Love the hair. It makes you look even younger than you are.

And Vi is as adorable as ever. BTW, she's starting to look more like a little girl than a toddler.

It's all awesome.

Renee

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

omg hi there!

Thanks! She's only cute so you don't sell her off.

[rexluscus.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, cute haircut! I like your shirt, too.

Cute child as well. CUTENESS ABOUNDS.

(I think we need a new word. I've said it too much and now it sounds strange - kyoooot.)

I think I may need to see the Tudors just cuz Filch is in it.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

It was just the one episode, but he was great in it. and if you know anything about the time period you'll have some head thumping moments, but season three is especially policy heavy, and I'm liking that.

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

We have almost the same haircut...except you did yours really cute and mine is a mess half the time :)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Mine will be a mess when I have to do it myself.

[golden-d.livejournal.com]

LOVE the haircut. And the nail polish.

AWESOME.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

NAIL POLISH! YAY!

[mtgat]

Your hair looks AWESOME.

*has no "Smokin' Hot" icon, alas*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[noveldevice.livejournal.com]

That hair is AMAZING.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

woooooooooooo thank you!

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

OMG your hair looks so cute!
*wants to get haircut... but wants hair to grow out!*
*indecision*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Mine was so damaged that I couldn't do anything but cut it off.

[feignhope.livejournal.com]

SO CUTE! I LOVE the hair!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[taffimai.livejournal.com]

Oooh, love the hair!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Thank ya!

[elainasaunt.livejournal.com]

Very glam. Me like.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Haahahahah yay!

[planejane.livejournal.com]

OMG; you and the kid are the cutest ever!

I still haven't got round to watching The Tudors. Maybe I will soon (I have Netflix).

I went to college with the guy who plays Thomas Cromwell. :)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I think his last name is Frain.

I hate Thomas Cromwell.

[sivatheminty.livejournal.com]

OMG YOUR HAIR IS FABULOUS

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

GHETTO FABULOUS.

[topgeargirl2.livejournal.com]

Love your new hair cut.

Yeah, Henry made the Church of England to separate from the Catholic Church only because he wanted to divorce Catherine.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[alba17.livejournal.com]

Wow, you look totally different from last summer. Cool haircut.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

It feels odd to have such short hair.

[count-to-seven.livejournal.com]

Augh, FINALLY. No one seems to watch this thing but me. Wish to discuss the Tudors with you! It's so ridiculously addicting - I was feverishly downloading the leaked pre-air s4 eps last weekend while slapping my arm shouting, "Come on, come ON!"

Haircut is adorable.

[temporal-witch.livejournal.com]

I love your hair!

(Yeah, me + high-maintenance hair = OMGHELP.)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Same here. THERE WILL BE BLOOD (OR TEARS).

[joanwilder.livejournal.com]

mah girlz iz teh criznap!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she is.

[huesiemama.livejournal.com]

Lovin' the hair, and must find monkey pj's!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OLD NAVY. THEY ARE ON SALE!