it's the police i'm all up in your fleur de lis

[amand_r]

1. Sometimes, I am reminded again why I love the internets.

2. HE CAME FROM THE PLANET OF SOY. WARRIOR OF JUSTICE, KIKKOMAN

3. SERIOUSLY, THIS WOULD HAVE MADE ME WANT TO DONATE MONEY TO HAITI. I DID DONATE, BUT NOW I WANT TO DONATE MORE: FUCK YEAH.

Comments

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

KIKKOMAN!

He transforms into a dark, leaky substance and covers my rice!

I think the company is missing a marketing opportunity here!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I think this is actually one of their marketing ideas. I saw it years ago.

They need to advertise those soy sauce kit kat bars here, man.

[bessiemaemucho.livejournal.com]

OMG I JUST HAD A SHARK SEIZURE. I WAS A LITTLE HESITANT ABOUT MY NEW TUMBLR ACCOUNT BUT NOW I'M SOLD.

THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THAT INTO MY LIFE.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG FUCK YEAH SHARKS IS THE BEST EVER. MAKE SURE TO GO RIGHT TO THE PAGE AND CLICK THE "SHARKIFY" BUTTON IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT. IT IS BADASS.

[bessiemaemucho.livejournal.com]

I WANT A SHARKIFY BUTTON FOR MY LIIIIFE.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. YOU ARE IN A BORING MEETING AND YOUR BOSS JUST KEEPS GOING ON AND ON AND ON.

SHARKIFY.

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Mother Nature has given me a nonconsensual sharkify button.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

my hands are like blades.

[huesiemama.livejournal.com]

Did I know it was possible to Sharkify? No.

Did I click until my screen was full? Fuck Yeah.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

FUCK YEAH SHARKIFY.

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

HE CAME FROM THE PLANET OF SOY. WARRIOR OF JUSTICE, KIKKOMAN

THANK YOU VERY MUCH IT'S NOT AS IF THIS SONG DOESN'T STICK IN MY HEAD AT RANDOM SOY-SAUCE INSPIRED MOMENTS ANYWAY.

Show me
Show you
Kikkoman
Kikkoman

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

IT HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR DAYS. I CANNOT GET IT OUT.

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

I FIRST HEARD IT IN 2004 AND HAVEN'T LISTENED TO IT SINCE 2006 AND IT STILL GETS STUCK IN MY HEAD. I CANNOT PROMISE ANY RELIEF EVER.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG THIS IS THE SAME HERE. I heard it last in Florida! LAWL. HAAAHAHA.

[zsazsa4168.livejournal.com]

Killer Kikko-beam? That's fantastic! I'm going to use that at work tomorrow. (Anticipate many blank stares. And how will that be different from every other day? It won't, dear. Eat your rice.)

Seriously, that video made me wish I still got high. I could watch that thing all night long.

Thanks, as they say, for sharing.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I USED TO HAVE THIS LINK FOR A STROBE JAPANESE ROBOT PAGE WITH MUSIC, BUT I CANNOT FIND IT.

[sthayashi.livejournal.com]

Heinz needs a catchy mascot like Kikkoman

(BTW, hopefully I'm not pointing out the painfully obvious by mentioning that the Japanese word for soy sauce is "show you".)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Naw, we knew that! That makes it doubly funneh! Haahahaha.

Emily used to work for Heinz. We should ask her why they don't have a mascot.