you're wearing the t-shirt of the band you're going to see. gutter, don't be that guy.

[amand_r]

1. Slate has created this video imagining famous directors’ versions of the Super Bowl. Even if you aren't a SB fan, the ones in the style of David Lynch, Wes Anderson and Jean-Luc Goddard will make you lol, because they are so goddamn right in some ways. I didn't even realise that I knew what Wes's style was until I saw this. Also LOL WORTHY IS: Little birds out hitch hiking. OK, a kiss per kilometer. The small one's not bad, nice thighs. Yes, but the other one…Hell, they're too ugly.

Below it is the link to the youtube that shows the preview for the Spiderman Reboot…if directed by Wes Anderson. WORST. MOVIE. EVER. It'd be like watching Daredevil with the narration for the blind on. And the narrator was high on whipits.

2. Captain Phil of the Cornelia Marie has had a massive stroke. HANG IN THERE, MY FAVORITEST OF THE DEADLIEST CATCH CAPPIES!

3. RAGSNOWROK being over, we are set for another 6 inches due Tuesday, which is working against my plan of having Chinese New Year. Honest to god, there is NOTHING in the stores right now, and I don't know how I'll do it. People, we might end up meeting at China Palace.

4. Porn Stars With and Without their Clothes No guys. NSFW!! But interesting. I like how they went out of their way to match the poses, and the styling differences in the hair and makeup.

5. Wonder Twin Lite is taking another psych exam today. That sounds...he's on the OTHER SIDE OF THE TABLE. THE SIDE WITH THE--Oh hell, he's taking a masters exam. GOOD LUCK LITTLE BUDDY! TEST LIKE THE WIND!

6. I wish I had big thinky thoughts for you people, but, well. OK, a kiss per kilometer. Yes, but the other one…


Hell, they're too ugly.

Comments

Nekkid Boys

[emquilxy.livejournal.com]

#4: there was an HBO documentary on the making of this book. Actually quite interesting and they showed the boy shots on that. :) Netflix it..."Thinking XXX".

Re: Nekkid Boys

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[bk7brokemybrain.livejournal.com]

Good stuff! I'm terrible with recognizing directors. but I got a kick(no punt intended)from the Superbowl one. The Spiderman one was high-sterical, especially the Owen Wilson sound-alike.
I really liked the porn stars essay. Holy nipples the size of dinner plates, Batman! I found myself enjoying/relaxing around the more athletic, mature, and flat-chested women. The really 'porn-star' looking ones made me anxious. I really hope they do one about male porn stars. I don't watch porn, so I have no idea what kind of bodies make it to the screen. I assumed they'd all look like caricatures, not 'real' people. Fascinating.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and i put the documentary the pics are from in my queue!

[bk7brokemybrain.livejournal.com]

http://www.thinkingxxx.com/

I just looked that link up.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

yeah.

[neifile7.livejournal.com]

Oh, fuck me. The Godard and Herzog segments -- I mean, I adore them both, but they are SO mockworthy. The cutting is WIN WIN WIN.

Crossing fingers (but confidently) for your sparkly twin, and for re-provisioning before CNY. Thought of you yesterday -- was at an Asian market with live-fish tanks and lovely bright-eyed fish swirling around.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

dammit, i wish we had live fish tanks here!

little birds out hitchhiking!`

[neifile7.livejournal.com]

TWEET TWEET TWEET

Goin' my way?

[zsazsa4168.livejournal.com]

The movies were great. And watching these and more would have been better than the halftime show at this year (or any previous year's) game.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Really? I heard Daltrey was good.

[zsazsa4168.livejournal.com]

I thought the years really showed and the sound, to me, didn't have the energy it once did. Maybe it's my aged ears. They're one of the bands of my youth and I'll be the first to admit that they're not the only ones looking just a tad worse for wear.

'Course, the only thing I was paying really close attention to was my bourbon, so I might not be the most reliable source.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

LOL BOURBON IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER.

[zsazsa4168.livejournal.com]

True dat. But I metabolize it so quickly that I have to drink pretty much continually to keep things "better."

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Added linky goodness: THE PUPPY BOWL!!!

http://animal.discovery.com/videos/puppy-bowl-vi/

Note the CHIHUAHUA PUG as MVP. That's how our little man ran around when he was a few years younger. XD XD XD

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Awwww.

[mackiedockie.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the link on Phil--I've heard from my fishing friend up Alaska way that he's really improving. There was another link embedded in that article including some scenes from last fall's CatchCon '09 that had some great Unedited Phil moments-- Captains Raw (http://www.fancast.com/tv/Deadliest-Catch/96323/1361668469/Deadliest-Catch%3A-Catch-Captains-Raw/videos), which is not as scary as it sounds.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Well, I think the last season that I watched in its entirety was the one where he had the blood clot, and then he went back to work the next season. My mom is a nurse, and she was throwing things at the screen. It was only a matter of time, man. He should not be captaining that boat with his issue.

[topgeargirl2.livejournal.com]

The director thing was good, though I didn't get the David Lynch bit.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I think you have to have seen a lot of his films. Or Twin Peaks.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

lol, i can spot wes anderson's style from... ok that analogy doesn't work, but even fantastic mr fox, animated, was SO his style

[sthayashi.livejournal.com]

If we do China Palace, I nominate the one in.... oh yeah, you don't like going to Shadyside. F***.

I'm sad that I didn't recognize Jenna Jameson.

And when I read your post earlier today, I could have sworn that you said you wish you had Big Kinky thoughts. Regardless, I'm sad, but not as sad if CNY happens in a restaurant :(

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

They are owned by different people now, and the one in Shadyside is far far inferior.

OMH I LOVE JENNA. But there's domething wrong with one of her implants there.

[sthayashi.livejournal.com]

That just depends on what food allergies you have.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Well, speaking as someone with no food allergies, their chinese food there is shit.

[annemjw.livejournal.com]

RAGSNOWROK.

I... just like saying it.