'v' is for Victor squashed under a train

[amand_r]

1. You always wanted to know the weather, Star Wars style. Unfortunately, most cities I entered are much like Hoth right now. Enter a city it doesn't know. LOL.

2. Thanks, valancy_joy for the awesome package! No spoilers for those yet to arrive at others', but it was adorable!

3. There was some debate last night on Twitter about who would win: Jaws or a velociraptor,

A. Jaws is everywhere.
B. Jaws is real. Velociraptors are from Jurassic Park, a work of fiction.
C. Sharks as a whole have not evolved in millions of years, whereas dinosaurs have evolved. Into fossils. When was the last time you turned on the news and heard, 'George Bold, 42, or Daytona was viscously attached by a fossil"? Never, I bet.
D. Jaws can breathe in space.
E. Jaws can beat a 747 through the Atlantic Ocean from New York to Bermuda. (INTERNETS CITATION)
F. Bite radius.

Raptor: meh


Jaws: WHOA!


Look at that muther fucker! He could like, eat fifteen of those scrawny bitches.

G. How would a raptor even begin to try to kill Jaws? His claws are tiny! Have you ever watched a dog try to nom a huge balloon? Yeah, that's what I thought.
H. Jaws has a master's degree in NOMMING. The velociraptor has never even tried for his GED.
I. I am making a lot of good points. I win.

THIS IS WHY I AM NOT ALLOWED TO REPRESENT MYSELF IN A COURT OF LAW ANYMORE. BAH. PHILISTINES.

4. If you haven't added a drink recipe to the list, please do so! Drunkards here!

5.

6.

Superman/Owen
Scott/John RPS
Tosh Meets John Barrowman
The Nancybrown filk
J/J/G FOR FOXY
EUGENE AND DALEK FELICITATE
The Header Song
MAUDLIN FEMSLASHY STORY IS MAUDLIN
Suzie and the Rizen Mitten have Holiday dinner
RPF for Crue!!! John, Scott, Gareth, Dog(s)

If I'm missing any, let me know.

REEL TW due today. Yeah. Uhm.

ETA: A VELOCIRAPTOR RIDING JAWS. THAT IS EFFING RIGHT.

Comments

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

What is 5?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I'M STILL EDITING A CODING ERROR! FUCKBEARS.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Sadface likes to fuck.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

We're like Tatooine!

Also, I'm voting velociraptor.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD YOU TRAITOR.

LOOK AT THAT BITE RADIUS. JAWS CAN DO QUANTUM MECHANICS.

JAWS ONCE DID LEAD KEYS IN A 1980'S NEW WAVE BAND.

JAWS INVENTED THE MOON.

[lionessvalenti.livejournal.com]

I think the real question is, could Jaws beat Chuck Norris in a fist fight? Notably, Jaws has no fists, but I doubt Chuck Norris' ability to eat Jaws in one bite. I think it's pretty even.

[moljn.livejournal.com]

That shark doesn't have nearly enough teeth.

I live in a place with a whole lot of coastline, but the whole "confined to the ocean due to a severe lack of legs and lungs" thing kind of limits my fear just a bit.

Unless they orchestrated global warming to melt the icecaps and raise the sea level so there'd be fewer places to hide, in which case I admit I'd be somewhat unnerved. Also, impressed.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. THAT PICTURE IS NOT TO SCALE. WHEN IT CAME OUT, JAWS SUED FOR 10% OF THE EARTH'S CHILDREN.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

BUt he lost b/c it was not 1965 anymore.

Look, the geek bone in my head made me say this. I didn't want to.

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

Actually *cough* that shark has far too many - Great Whites don't have rows of teeth like other sharks do, they just have the one row, which is quite fucking sharp and scary enough. Funnily enough, the sharks with more teeth bite less, because they don't feel like they have anything to prove.

JEEZ, AT LEAST THE RAPTORS WERE *ACCURATE*. A BIT. THEY... NO, WAIT, I'M GOING TO WITHHOLD THAT KNOWLEDGE AND USE IT TO WIN. YEAH. ACCURATE. YEAH.

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

Jeff Goldblum is unconvinced by your cases for Jaws. AND HE'S A SCIENTIST.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

SURE RIGHT NOW THERE'S OOOHING AND AHHHING, BUT BUT BUT LATER THER'L BE BE BE RUNNING AND AND ..SCREAMING.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

1. -1°C is much like Hoth apparently

3. clearly they would team up against man, no? i envision the velociraptor riding on Jaws's back, taking care of the leftovers like flying severed limbs and such

5. d'aawwww

6. WOW SO MUCH ANONYFIC! sometimes ppl are awesome

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

omg a shark on a dinosaur. THIS ARTS IS WAITING TO BE DRAWN.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

That J/J/G was AWESOME.

Saying that aloud like Duck/Duck/Goose

WHICH IT IS. :D

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

IT TOTES IS. EXCEPT WHEN YOU'RE GOOSED HERE, THEY MEAN YOU'RE ANALLY PENETRATED BY SOMEONE HOTT.

[easilymused1956.livejournal.com]

Awesome Amand-r and her kidlet are at it again! Vi is adorable!

Jaws wins hands down. Well, he would if he had hands. Lalala

Great fic again.

Love ya sweetie.

Renee

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWS! TOTES.

[topgeargirl2.livejournal.com]

Yeah Jaws would win.

Merry Christmas.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THAT'S RIGHT. DANCE, PUPPETS, DANCE.

[curriejean.livejournal.com]

3.G. - IF JAWS POPPED, WHO WOULD WIN?

5. - THE DAUGHTER DANCES.

6. - That thar is a long list of fic.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

3g. this is more like the cobra being unable to site flat surfaces!

6. IT'S AN AWESOME LIST OF FIC.

[huesiemama.livejournal.com]

Hoth is upon us!

JAWS!!

Screaming Welshman!!

Adorable dancing. Truefax.

Lots o'fic for the holiday weekend, suh-weet!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THE FIC WILL DESCEND LIKE A SHITSTORM.

[huesiemama.livejournal.com]

Yes, an unholy shitstorm of awesome. Whoa.