'j' is for James who took lye by mistake

[amand_r]

1. For those of you kicking it old school, hlh_shortcuts's deadline for posting stories is today. If you are going to be late, please email me (I need an extension time), so that I can plan around you. I need to hear from several of you who have fallen off the radar, which is never a good sign.

2.





Heh, I said "balls"…


BIG PIMPING ON THE TRAIN:


So easily amused:


THE CROWD GOES SILENT AS VIVI LINES UP HER PUTT…


WHAT THE SHIT? THIS PANDA LOOKS SAD.


My hair actually looks good!


I AM NOT SAYING ANYTHING


HUG TIEMZ NAO:


::shifty eyes:: I might have bought her butterfly wings…


MONEY SHOT:


3. In the interests of finishing on time, I have decided to challenge myself to write the whole reel TW in scenes of increasing wordcount. So far it breaks down like this:

Prologue- 200 words
Scene 1- 300 words
Scene 2- 400 words

--and so on until I get to 900 words in the last scene, and then the Epilogue is 200 words.

It's been horribly vacillating between funny funny jokes about the movie Jaws (Jack thinks it's funny, they take a boat out called the Shamu. Ianto is not amused) and horrible depictions of people getting slaughtered. I think I might have even used the phrase "meat strippets". I don't know what they are, but I can describe them. I think I like the word "strippets". And if the meat strippets are cooked, the are then termed, "meat scribbles".

I hope you weren't eating.

THAT IS ALL.

Comments

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

BEAR!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I KNEW YOU'D FIND IT.

[snufflesdbear.livejournal.com]

Snuffles went ShitBear! AllieGator thought Snuffles was says Shit! Bear! *paws over eyes*

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

That made me think of meat strumpets. Which would be me. Hey, I've seen the Meat Puppets in concert.

And that's how my mind works.

The pics are adorable! Your hair does look really good. Screw you, you would out-Donna me at a convention. :D

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

WOT? SUPA TEMP!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Shiny and coppery and lovely hair.

Pretttttttty.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I need to re-dye mah hair.

[valancy-joy.livejournal.com]

d'awww.

santas (and their evil furry bretheren the easter bunnies)always skeered the crap outa me...but V. is adorable. And do her tights come in plus size? I needs them now!!! :D

clearly you have better malls than we do. (of course everyone has better malls than we do).

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Dude, this thing is effing HUGE. I have to take the turnpike to get there but it's nice. It's a Galleria. I don't think we even walked the whole thing.

[ophymirage.livejournal.com]

Lady Viola and her mummy are both quite pretty in their pictures. Also, SAD PANDA IS SAD.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

SRSLY. THAT PANDA LOOKS LIKE IT'S HAD A FEW TOO MANY.

[snufflesdbear.livejournal.com]

pretty lady and little girl! And Santa! FTW! What a beautiful picture.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

SANTA WAS AWESOME!

[topgeargirl2.livejournal.com]

All the pictures are quite cute.

We don't visit Santa anymore in our household, we are now all too old for it now.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Well, the last time I went was in high school. My BFF and I did it for lols and we have skanky poloroids to prove it.

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

Dude, your pics just made my day. Thanks so much. So much adorableness and huggles, oh my!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

She is pretty cute. Thanks! I hope you feel better!

[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

BIG BIRD IS AWESOME. YOUR KID LOOKS SUITABLY AWED AT BIG BIRD'S GREATNESS.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

She hugged that thing like five times. I didn't even have to ask her twice. I was like, "Give Big Bird a hug!" and she was all, "OKAY!" instead of her usual, "Mmmmm no."

[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

THIS IS ONLY RIGHT.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

SOMETHING HAD TO WORK OUT RIGHT.

[lawsontl.livejournal.com]

Daw, chillaxin' wif Claus! She's so mellow, like "Santa is SO my bitch. My list has BULLET points!"

But, honestly, she's totally crushing on Big Bird. R U ready for this?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

It's just a crush. Her real BF is Frosty the Snowman. I have pics to prove it.

[sthayashi.livejournal.com]

And you didn't post them? WTF? And what happened with Max the Tax man? Did they have a falling out?

On a related note, does she understand the whole Santa comes and gives you presents bit?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

1. MAX IS OLD NEWS ::eyerolling::
2. I can only post so many pictures, people.
3. She gets that Santa is a dude. She gets that he brings presents. she gets that when she unwraps presents it's shit she wants, but I don't think it's coagulated yet. You know?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OH AND HERE:





I'M SURE IF YOU ASK HER SATURDAY SHE'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT HER BOYFRIEND, FROSTY.

[easilymused1956.livejournal.com]

V is absolutely adorable! You are a great mom, obviously. Huggles a bunch.

Renee

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[huesiemama.livejournal.com]

Great pics! I love when the Santa pics turn out. My oldest was afraid of Santa (in person anyway) until too old to get his picture taken unless I was in the pic too. Yeah.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

She was jovial earlier, but they had to fiddle with the camera, and she was in and out of his lap like four times.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hey pics! I DID HAPPEN! i thot you waz lyin'!!

WTF is with all the giant shit in that mall? Is it right beside a Nuclear power plant? Or was it built on an old Indian burial ground?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I don't know! I guess we're all supposed to feel like The Borrowers or something.

[used_songs]

I LOVE her socks! Just a tad bit jealous here.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THOSE ARE THE BEST TIGHTS EVER. WHY DO THEY NOT MAKE THOSE FOR GROWN UPS?

[used_songs]

I agree. I'm always envious of the cute kids' clothes at places like Target.