I did that thing with the other thing.

[amand_r]

You know how sometimes people on your friendslist post about stuff going on in their lives, and all of a sudden you think "Wait a minute? Since when were they working THERE? Since when were they dating HIM/HER? Since when???" And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly pretty standard information, but somehow you feel too ashamed to ask for clarification because it seems like info you should already know? It happens to all of us sometimes.

Please copy the topics below, erase my answers and put yours in their place, and then post it in your journal! Please elaborate on the questions that would benefit from elaboration. One-Word-Answers seldom help anyone out.

EVERYTHING I SAY HERE IS TRUFAX.




FIRST NAME

AGE

LOCATION

OCCUPATION

PARTNER
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KIDS

BROTHERS/SISTERS

PETS

3-5 THINGS GOING ON IN MY LIFE

PARENTS

CLOSEST FRIENDS

Comments

[noveldevice.livejournal.com]

Okay, I love John Barrowman. Holy gods.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HE'S ALL OUT OF LOVE.

I LOLED AND CRIED.

[noveldevice.livejournal.com]

WHAT IS HE WITHOUT ME?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE ALL FEMALE ORCHESTRA. IT'S LIKE THE ROBERT PARKER GIRLS WITH A GAY GUY.

[noveldevice.livejournal.com]

IT'S DEMOGRAPHIC EXPANSION.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

MAYBE HE WAS ALL OUT OF DUDES. DUDES AND LOVE.

[noveldevice.livejournal.com]

THAT'S SO DEEP.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

IT MATCHES THE DESIGNS ON THE SCREEN BEHIND HIM.

[noveldevice.livejournal.com]

SPACE UMBRELLAS ARE HAWT.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

IS THAT WHAT THEY ARE?

I WONDER IF THEY ARE PICKING UP SIGNALS FROM SPACE. MESSAGES FOR JOHN'S HAIR.

ALSO, FOR THE FIRST THIRTY SECONDS OF THAT VIDEO, I THOUGHT THEY WERE NAUTILUS SHELLS.

[noveldevice.livejournal.com]

WE BRING A MESSAGE OF HOTNESS FOR JOHN'S AMAZING SMILE.

THEY REMINDED ME OF A FREAKISH DESIGN THAT USED TO BE FEATURED IN THE 90S ON DEBIT CARDS FROM A CERTAIN BANK IN KANSAS CITY. LIKE MELTING LATEX UMBRELLAS.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THEY SAY, "JOHN, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR CHIN?" THEY SAY, "JOHN, WHAT IS THAT SPREADING YOUR ARMS AND BENDING OVER THING? DO YOU HAVE COLITIS?"

OH KANSAS CITY. I JUST LEFT YOU, AND YOU CONTINUE TO HAUNT ME. YOU AND YOUR ROASTERIE COFFEE.

[noveldevice.livejournal.com]

SPACE UMBRELLAS WORRY ABOUT THE STATE OF JOHN'S COLON.

I AM FROM KANSAS CITY.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

MAN, THEY SHOULD WORRY ABOUT JOHN'S COLON. EVERYONE SHOULD.

MY HUSBAND WAS FROM KANSAS CITY. LEAWOOD.

[noveldevice.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAH THAT IS WHAT I WAS THINKING. WHERE IS COLONWATCH '09? WE ARE ALREADY GEARING UP FOR COLONWATCH '10.

OH REALLY. I LIVED IN KCK FOR THE LAST TWELVE YEARS TILL I MOVED TO VAN LAST YEAR FOR SCHOOL.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I IMAGINE VAN IS BETTER.

[noveldevice.livejournal.com]

WELL, YOU HAVE BEEN TO KC. IT IS ABOUT THE BEST THE MIDWEST HAS TO OFFER. WHICH IS NOT SAYING MUCH.

AND RIGHT NOW, I WOULD RATHER CUT MY OWN LEG OFF WITH A SPOON THAN BE ON THE GROUND IN KANSAS, WHERE EVERYTHING IS ATTACHED TO A DAMN MEMORY OF RANJ.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I WAS JUST THERE. IT WAS COLD AND FULL OF URBAN SPRAWL.

BUT DAMN FINE COFFEE.

[noveldevice.livejournal.com]

THE BEST COFFEE USED TO BE AT THE RIVER MARKET COFFEEHOUSE. THEY ROAST THEIR OWN. BUT COURTNEY SOLD IT AND I DON'T KNOW IF THE NEW OWNER IS ANY GOOD AT ROASTING.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THE KANSAS CITY ROASTERIE IS REALLY GOOD.

[noveldevice.livejournal.com]

I LIKE THEIR 40 SARDINES BLEND.

[spiderine.livejournal.com]

You have far too much time on your hands.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I did it while I was at my parents waiting for my mom to get off the phone!

[spiderine.livejournal.com]

I have visions of the kid running around, getting into the garbage, trying to fly out the window, and you saying, "Stop that! Don't make me come after you! Mummy's trying to update her journal!"

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Nope. She was playing with fridge magnets and putting an alphabet puzzle together. Right now she's eating an apple and playing with kitty stickers.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

LOL.

Win.

I knew you'd use the Boston song for your name even before it loaded! :D

OLD SKOOL

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

IT WAS EITHER THAT OR BARRY MANILOW!

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

HAH! my sister hates that song (but my mom loves it)

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

oh, seth green, you were so obnoxious

and he's a SNOTlobster

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

EVERYBODY HAD. MATCHING TOWELS.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS MAGIC TOWELS.

MY VERSION WAS BETTER.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

YOUR VERSION IS BETTER. MAGIC TOWELS WOULD HAVE SENT MELVIN HOME TO HIS MUM WITH A STERN SCOLDING.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAHAHAH THEY WERE MAGIC TOWELS. LIKE TOWELIE.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

well, melvin is high most of the time

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OH SNAP! I FORGOT ABOUT THE TASTY CHILDREN.

I WISH MELVIN HAD TRIED TO PLAY "FUNKYTOWN" ON THE TOUCHPAD OF HIS GLASS CAGE.

MELVIN: hold on a sec..
IANTO: .....
JACK: Look, we're not--
MELVIN: Hold on, I'm trying to concentrate here...oh yeah, i can, just...
IANTO: Jack, do something.
JACK: Like what? Get him a Fisher Price xylophone?
IANTO: ....actually, that might not be a bad idea.
MELVIN: Funkytown!

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

oh, OH! hahaHAHAhaHAHa oh dear me, yes i typed DEAR ME!
oh, melvin *pats your creepy heads*
i need a melvin icon

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

YOU NEED A MELVIN ICON THAT SAYS, "WANNA BURN ONE?"

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

someone should make that for me

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

How much do I love that you used "Can't Buy Me Love"? I think we watched that 100 times when we lived in Norway -- that's a long time to wait to see one tit (paraphrasing is our friend).

Will you write a song for my name? A song that isn't "The Name Game"?

I <3 you.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Write a song for your name? Do I do that?

[kwanalicious.livejournal.com]

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[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAHAHAHAHA.