smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh nooooooooo!

[amand_r]

1. So in an effort to remake the word in my own image, I have instituted a few new rules:

a. Every time I wasn’t to use the slash symbol, I shall type it out. It's going to be awesomeslashannoying.
b. If I haven't heard of it, then it is mythical and doesn't exist, like Nessie.

2. Memage! I know I owe fic memes, but whatevs, this one involves pictures.

1) List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them [5 - 1, 1 is the hottest].
3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
4) Supply photos for said people.
5) Tag five friends to do the same.



5. Mark fucking Hammill



It's LUKE FUCKING SKYWALKER. LUKE MUTHERFUCKING SKYWALKER. Yeah, I know what he looks like now. DOESN'T MATTER.

4. Gareth fucking David-Lloyd



IT'S IANTO FUCKING JONES. THAT JOHN BARROWMAN IS IN THIS ONE IS JUST AS GOOD, BECAUSE HE'S HOTT. SEE NUMBER 3.

3. John fucking Barrowman



IT'S JACK FUCKING HARKNESS.

2. Peter fucking Wingfield. MY FIRST WELSH CRUSH.



IT'S METHOS. FUCKING METHOS.

1. Jason Scott fucking Lee



IT'S BRUCE FUCKING LEE.

ENTER THE MUTHERFUCKING DRAGON. ONE MORE TIME:



YES. PLEASE.

People who almost made the list: younger Kyle MacLachlan (mmmmm, Agent Cooper), David Boreanaz (bite me, assholes, he's fucking hott), Jeremy Piven, JIM FROM THE OFFICE (John Krazynski?), Daniel Dae Kim. Oh, Daniel. NOM.



3. This was supposed to be mah Monday post, but I was bullied into posting it early by some NEBBY PEOPLE ON TWITTER.

Yinz can see how easily influenced I am.

:)

Comments

[phaetonschariot.livejournal.com]

LULZ NEBBY.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

WHAT? IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE WAY I TALK? JAG OFF.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

b. If I haven't heard of it, then it is mythical and doesn't exist, like Nessie.

BLASPHEMY!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OH YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.

[topgeargirl2.livejournal.com]

I love your list. mine will be up later with a few surprises.

Oh I love the JB picture, it's so 'hey look at my muscles' in a vain sort of way.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG IT'S EFFING GORGEOUS.

Also, he has pit hair, which I understand is a hot debate in TW fandom.

[mackiedockie.livejournal.com]

Theres no mood that starts with 'v'? No. Wait. I Vote for Vervacious. Verved. Vervating. Vervy.

As in "Methos makes me very vervy."

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I meant in the pull down menu on lj.

[paragraphs.livejournal.com]

*is proud to be nebby*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

nebbeh. NEBBEH.

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

Oh, dude, David Boreanaz, Jim from the office (I can't spell his name, either), and Daniel Dae Kim are high on my almost-there list, too.

Okay. Here is the incredible crazy thing about Mark Hamill (pre-traffic accident Mark Hamill) -- whenever I see a pic of him, I think it's my brother. I saw that pic and was like, "You can't do my brother! He's taken!" THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK THAT MUCH ALIKE! But I still think he looks like my brother anyhow, my brother when it's been awhile since his last haircut and he's in a good mood. Especially late high school my brother. Ergo, I cannot find Mark Hamill sexy. But I wish you joy of him!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD THAT MAKES YOU PRINCESS LEIA.

[bethcarielle.livejournal.com]

Om nom nom...love your list.

Nebby...nebby...that word feels funny.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

NEBBY. PITTSBURGHESE AT ITS FINEST.

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

I <3 Daniel Dae Kim so much too! Man, I need to do this! Although I might f-lock it because I'd be embarrassed! XD

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

NO. POST IT FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE. CELEB FUCK CRUSHES ARE THE NEW POCKY.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

younger Kyle MacLachlan (mmmmm, Agent Cooper)

Yes, I would hit that.

And Barrowman! If he liked women like that. :/

Younger James Spader because hot, and also I enjoy his vocal patterns. OK TOTES IGNORE THE 80s hair OK?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

omg JAMES SPADER IN WHITE PALACE=HOTT.

[dil-deal.livejournal.com]

I would do your list in a heartbeat (although I would change Jason Lee to Bruce Lee).
(Yay for Mark Hamill. I would do him even in the dodgy Wing Commander thingy, you know, just for the sake of memories :D)

Barrowman, why are you so fucking adorable?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

LOL the best thing about the Wing Commander is that Mark's son plays it, and whenever he was pissed at his dad for something, he would go in and kill his dad's character. I LOLed.

Jason Lee to Bruce? NO WAI.

HAAH.

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

If I haven't heard of it, then it is mythical and doesn't exist, like Nessie.


OH MY GOD, what is with the HATE?

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! see uptop, i made her admit!

[wiredblowfish.livejournal.com]

Jason Scott Lee! What a rockin' choice! Cool pic of him, too.

Kyle MacLachlan as Agent Dale Cooper was the shit!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

TOTALLY. I WAS SITTING HERE THINKING, "WHO IS MY NUMBER ONE?" AND IT JUST HIT ME IN THE FACE!.

TOTAL HOTNESS.

How about Dune Kyle MacLachlan? Nom.

[electro-club.livejournal.com]

LUKE IS HOT! I LIKE ANAKIN BETTER! Oh no, wait. I like Obi Wan better, actually. WHO AM I KIDDING? I'D DO R2! HE'S A DISTANT DALEK RELATIVE!

Also, this Jason Lee. Didn't know him, but oolala :O

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

LUKE IS THE HOTTEST. THIS IS IRREFUTABLE.

[curriejean.livejournal.com]

Fairywings just killed me ded.