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amand_rA LITTLE BACKSTORY:
On my way to the circus this summer,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lionessvalenti, whom I have since met and proclaimed a) a real person and b) a lovely person and also c) a perved person, lamented that she couldn't/wouldn't/shouldn't write for the newly announced ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
tw_bigbang, though the reason why alludes me. I said that if she came up with an idea, I'd help.
This is that idea. Sort of. IIRC initial ideas were simply "YEAH YEAH JACK/IANTO/TARDIS, BABY," and then we might have decided that we needed a plot. Or at least a way to get them on the TARDIS, which already had an owner. I think at one point in time, we had toyed with the TARDIS being like Lassie and getting Jack (and by extension, Ianto) aboard so that they could rescue the Doctor from an alien race or something, but that got to be tedious, and so I believe thatkel_reiley, lawsontl and beesandbrews were all there to witness the moment when one of us turned to the other and:
Thing One: Do we even need a plot?
Thing Two: I guess not.
Thing One: We could write nothing but porn.
Thing Two: Could we…do 15 thousand words of porn?
Thing One: We could try.
Thing Two: I'm game if you are.
Thing One: They are SO GONNA GET LAID.
Thing Two: I need more Pimm's.
So there you go. Twenty-four thousand words. I guarantee that fifteen thousand of those words is porn. I know because I just checked. You can tell us apart in the fic, but that doesn't matter, because baby got LAID. Plus, it's funny, and a little romantic. All the parts you like?lionessvalenti wrote them, most likely. I sat back and watched for a lot of this fic, and she's a genius. And perved. PERVED. I LOVE HER. GO READ IT AND SHOWER HER WITH PRAISE.
ALSO, NOT TO BE DISCOUNTED, OUR FELLOW TARDIS SEX MUPPET,laurab1, hopped on board and created art! Because she is awesome and understands the magic that is TARDIS loving. So go look at her art and tell her how awesome she is!
Title: Borrowed Time (or, That One Time Ianto and Jack Committed Grand Theft TARDIS)
Authors:lionessvalenti and amand_r
Beta(s):basingstoke and 51stcenturyfox in varying degrees. Thanks, ladies!
Artist:laurab1! Wooooo!
Character/Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/TARDIS
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 24,090
Warnings: SEX. A LOT OF IT. A LOT. TONNES.
Disclaimer: We think that if we owned these guys, we'd already be on TW S6. AND IT WOULD BE ON THE DIRTY CHANNEL. They might fight aliens. You know, if they felt like it. Whatevs. But alas, they belong to the BBC.
Authors' Note: The working title for this was simply, "Operation: Get The TARDIS Laid." That's what we did. A lot.
Summary: The TARDIS shows up on the Plass. It couldn't hurt to look inside, right? Just for a second?
Link to Fic: [ONE] [TWO] [THREE]
Link tolaurab1's FANTASTIC Art(s!): RIGHT HERE.
On my way to the circus this summer,
lionessvalenti, whom I have since met and proclaimed a) a real person and b) a lovely person and also c) a perved person, lamented that she couldn't/wouldn't/shouldn't write for the newly announced tw_bigbang, though the reason why alludes me. I said that if she came up with an idea, I'd help. This is that idea. Sort of. IIRC initial ideas were simply "YEAH YEAH JACK/IANTO/TARDIS, BABY," and then we might have decided that we needed a plot. Or at least a way to get them on the TARDIS, which already had an owner. I think at one point in time, we had toyed with the TARDIS being like Lassie and getting Jack (and by extension, Ianto) aboard so that they could rescue the Doctor from an alien race or something, but that got to be tedious, and so I believe that
kel_reiley, lawsontl and beesandbrews were all there to witness the moment when one of us turned to the other and:Thing One: Do we even need a plot?
Thing Two: I guess not.
Thing One: We could write nothing but porn.
Thing Two: Could we…do 15 thousand words of porn?
Thing One: We could try.
Thing Two: I'm game if you are.
Thing One: They are SO GONNA GET LAID.
Thing Two: I need more Pimm's.
So there you go. Twenty-four thousand words. I guarantee that fifteen thousand of those words is porn. I know because I just checked. You can tell us apart in the fic, but that doesn't matter, because baby got LAID. Plus, it's funny, and a little romantic. All the parts you like?
lionessvalenti wrote them, most likely. I sat back and watched for a lot of this fic, and she's a genius. And perved. PERVED. I LOVE HER. GO READ IT AND SHOWER HER WITH PRAISE.ALSO, NOT TO BE DISCOUNTED, OUR FELLOW TARDIS SEX MUPPET,
laurab1, hopped on board and created art! Because she is awesome and understands the magic that is TARDIS loving. So go look at her art and tell her how awesome she is!Title: Borrowed Time (or, That One Time Ianto and Jack Committed Grand Theft TARDIS)
Authors:
lionessvalenti and amand_rBeta(s):
basingstoke and 51stcenturyfox in varying degrees. Thanks, ladies!Artist:
laurab1! Wooooo!Character/Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Jack/Ianto/TARDIS
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 24,090
Warnings: SEX. A LOT OF IT. A LOT. TONNES.
Disclaimer: We think that if we owned these guys, we'd already be on TW S6. AND IT WOULD BE ON THE DIRTY CHANNEL. They might fight aliens. You know, if they felt like it. Whatevs. But alas, they belong to the BBC.
Authors' Note: The working title for this was simply, "Operation: Get The TARDIS Laid." That's what we did. A lot.
Summary: The TARDIS shows up on the Plass. It couldn't hurt to look inside, right? Just for a second?
Link to Fic: [ONE] [TWO] [THREE]
Link to
laurab1's FANTASTIC Art(s!): RIGHT HERE.
