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[amand_r]

1. Amand-r's current internal soundtrack

2. There's a Torchwood/Doctor Who porn battle going on at cyus's this weekend. The themes for the month are historical sex, tight spaces, and real!sex (which I call fail!sex). :D Go forth and porntificate. At the least read the yummy offerings and comment!

3. I'll be cleaning my house for the next week. Feel free to email me pictures of how fucking spotless I think all of your places are. I just naturally assume that you are all better, cleaner, prettier and better educated people than I am. It makes me want to clean the bathroom sink. It's a thing. Later I might cook something. Probably not.

4. Not thirty seconds after I woke this morning, my feet started to itch, on the ankles and the tops. I scratched for a while and then thought better of it, because that's just going to skin my feet, so I sat on the edge of the bathtub and washed them with soap and cold water, and that poof thing. And it didn't help all that much, and when I looked at them: hives. Everywhere. So I dried them off and slathered when with a hydrocortisone that is completely inappropriate for this thing and the kidlet and I went downstairs for breakfast.

Within thirty seconds of sitting down I had an itch on the back of my thigh and I scratched it absently. Then more and more, and then I realised that both my legs itched insanely. I went back upstairs, stripped down and started washing with cold water and the poof. The backs of my thighs are now covered in hives where I guarantee they hadn't been thirty seconds before that first itch.

The only thing I can think is that it's stress, which is laughable because I am a stay-at-home mom with no financial troubles. So in an effort to de-stress, I'mma let some things go. Some of those are online things, and for that, people who are about to be pissed at me, I am sorry. But I just can't sit here weeping and ripping my skin off.

Oh my god. It's intense. Fuck. It better not hit my arms. MY SCALP TINGLES. Fuck. I wish I was exaggerating this. I cannot sit still.

Comments

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, Benedryl makes me so sleepy. I might just to insane in the allergy OTC section at Rite aid and buy a little of everything. I have Claritin here, but that looks like it's for allergies...like pollen and shit.

[jacquez.livejournal.com]

it's still an antihistamine, so ought to help a little!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I MIGHT TAKE IT THEN. reditabs, ftw.

[huesiemama.livejournal.com]

My Fam Prac gave me Claritin when I had some bad skin itchies(not hives, but still). Good advice above, but try the antihistamines and get those hives checked out soon, OK?

[xtricks.livejournal.com]

oooh, you can get a jug of calamine lotion and paint yourself that weird pinkish color all over. It'll add to that suave look you cultivate.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I could to the farah fawcett home painting body roller thing!

I think my landlord would object. Hrm.

[xtricks.livejournal.com]

Also, if you didn't know, you can buy generic sleeping pills instead of benadryl - most OTC sleep aids are benadryl (double check the ingridents to make sure they're not throwing some thing extra in). The blue 'sleeping pills' are about half the price of the pink 'anti-allergy' pills.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I wish I could get them without the sleeping part.

[sthayashi.livejournal.com]

Take caffeine pills in addition to the benadryl?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

that's like drinking Buzz Beer.