THE INTERNETS IS BORING TODAY.
Apparently, everyone wants post it note fic. See, though, I had no inspiration. Like Richard Dreyfuss before getting in the shark cage, 'I ain't got no spit.'

So it doesn't satisfy any of the Aristotelian pillars, whatevs.
Back to the MONSTER SNARRY. I CALL IT MONSNARRY. Like Mount St. Snarry, it must be conquered. Because it is there. And it has fisting.
Apparently, everyone wants post it note fic. See, though, I had no inspiration. Like Richard Dreyfuss before getting in the shark cage, 'I ain't got no spit.'

So it doesn't satisfy any of the Aristotelian pillars, whatevs.
Back to the MONSTER SNARRY. I CALL IT MONSNARRY. Like Mount St. Snarry, it must be conquered. Because it is there. And it has fisting.
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Date: 2009-07-31 06:59 pm (UTC)Oh, dom!Ianto, you fix everything...
Yay, snarry fisting! Woo! Go conquer, you!
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Date: 2009-07-31 07:42 pm (UTC)I have discovered that I have this thing for the word "kitten" in sex. I don't know why that is. I think it might hav been influenced by Anne Rice, and that makes me a sad panda.
DOM!Ianto is the shit.
I've had that Gourmet for like 2 weeks, and have yet to open it. ::le sigh::
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Date: 2009-07-31 08:28 pm (UTC)Being dead would make me want to dom a bitch too.
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Date: 2009-07-31 08:29 pm (UTC)This is a small clip of a role-play that got out of hand - to set it up: Ianto and Jack are trying to get Andy to "play" with them:
andy: You have got a huge ego, Jack
jack: Ego? That's a new word for...oh, you really mean ego...
ianto: Yes. His ego is huge
andy: Yes, I really mean ego
ianto: enormous
ianto: almost overwhelming
jack: wait, now I'm sure Ianto thinks the same as i did.
ianto: Sometimes ineffective but always impressive
jack: andy, why are you laughing
jack: HEY!
ianto: Kidding
jack: ineffective?
jack: BRAT
ianto: Kidding!
andy: Because you are amusing.
ianto: Very reliable ego
ianto: Has yet to let me down
ianto: Except that one time
jack: *beams* thank you - your ego is quite wonderful as well
ianto: *nods head* Thank you
jack: I WAS TIRED. I HAD BEEN DEAD!
ianto: Sure blame the weevils
ianto: You weren't dead at the time of ego failure
jack: *thinking* when was this?
andy: I don't want to know
jack: *I* do.
ianto: You know Andy, it was the night I called to see if you wanted to do anything. Ended up having some unexpected free time that night. I think I might have given you a reason other than ego failure though
andy: When was that?
jack: you little small-eared cheeky brat!
More available upon request.
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Date: 2009-07-31 08:39 pm (UTC)That is some great writing there.
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Date: 2009-07-31 10:00 pm (UTC)you need to make a post-it master list
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Date: 2009-08-01 01:18 am (UTC)Gah. so much to fucking do.
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Date: 2009-08-01 01:19 am (UTC)channel ianto, he likes doing things
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Date: 2009-08-01 01:32 am (UTC)Soooo, Ianto... wanna shag and dom over a female half vampire (aka ME)???
Just throwin' it out there Ianto...
Of course you can continue shagging Jack at the same time... I won't mind... can we throw the Doctor and Rose in there for good measure??
*kills her muse*
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Date: 2009-08-01 01:34 am (UTC)IS YOUR ICON FROM RESIDENT EVIL: CODE VERONICA?
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Date: 2009-08-01 01:36 am (UTC)Let's throw Wesker in there too. xD
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Date: 2009-08-01 01:43 am (UTC)SOOOOOO writing that.
I'll post it on my journal when I finish it.
I'm going to karaoke right now though. LATER~!
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Date: 2009-08-03 05:12 pm (UTC)LMFAO!!! Awesome! I don't say that I blame him, either.
Excellent!!!!
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