truly outrageous, and beautifully bold, GOLD GOLD.

[amand_r]

1. I HAVE A NEW PHILOSOPHY:

I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MY ART TO YOU, WARREN.

2. I PAID 5.95 FOR THIS WIRELESS, AND I FEEL JUSTIFIED BECAUSE A) I AM HERE FOR 2 HOURS AND 2) I HAVEN'T PAID FOR THE INTERNETS SINCE 2005.

3. At one point in the trip I glanced out the window, and the clouds were so very solid and flat with occasional drifts that welled up in places. They rolled right into the horizon below us, and I was actually confused as to why we were flying over snow.

4. I love hearing people speak Swedish. It might be Danish or something. Something fjord related.

5. THIS IS THE WEEKEND I TAME THE WILD SNARRY.

6. I wrote on the plane by hand the whole time. My cursive is fucking lush. It's awesome. I write best when I'm moving slow enough that my handwriting is legible. When I feel as if I have to type or scribble quickly because they thoughts are flowing too quickly? That's the international sign that it's all going to be shit. But this? This is pie that doesn't need much correction at all.

7. I am starting to worry that I might actually have to MAKE a Deadpool costume for Hub 3. People no. My ass. It doth be big. Can I just make the mask? I'll cosplay Deadpool, cosplaying a fugly Torchwood nerd. Does that work?

8. ANYWAY. I AM IN WASHINGTON DC. LOCK UP YOUR SONS.

9. TOMORROW, I SHALL BE GOING TO THE MUSEUM WITH blue_fjords, alba17, taffaimai, dvanulya, and adjovi. IF YOU NEVER SEE ME AGAIN, THEY HAVE ME LOCKED SOMEWHERE IN THE CRIME AND PUNISHMENT MUSEUM. SEND HELP. AND PIE.

10. If any of them disappear, they're totes lying and trying to set me up so that they can inherit my money. Like Tim Robbins in the Shawshank Redemption.

Comments

[beeej.livejournal.com]

Lucky for me I have no sons to lock up. As long as you don't want to steal my kitties, anything else I have is up for grabs. ;)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU HAVE METHOS PANTS? OR IS THAT PAT?

[beeej.livejournal.com]

I have Methos' sword hanging on the wall, but like, who doesn't? ;) It's Pat who has a closet full of his clothes. I think she does kinky things in that closet.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I CONCUR.

[luscious-words.livejournal.com]

LOL, is DC ready for you? Hmmm, I think not. Damn, how I wish I could be there to enjoy the view of you taking the city by storm. :)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I saw the monument thing wot looks like a peen. Resisted the urge to do that thing where you get someone to take a picture where it looks like your dick. Probably because I'm here with my mother-in-law.

[luscious-words.livejournal.com]

'Cause if someone like me'd been there, I'd have made you do it. ;)

[unovis-lj.livejournal.com]

I WISH I WERE THERE.
I was almost there, in all flags flying panic and despair over cleaning my apartment and being trapped slightly under and behind the bed and the dirt-caked paper-piled book-toppling enormity and impossibility of the job (and the job and the JOB AND THE OTHER JOB) to run away back to Baltimore and people I know. b ut then my sis called with a worse day than mine in court with a friend. And I think I fell asleep and fairies murdered the phone guy.

Bah. Still wish I were there. Pie!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

PIE IS FUCKING SWEET.

dON'T WORRY, BB, YOU'LL GET IT ALL DONE. aRE YOU STILL ON ...

caps. are you still on the wee computer? Methinks you are.

And I think I fell asleep and fairies murdered the phone guy.

Check for rose petals. Are there rose petals? Was he a pedo? RUN, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

[kwanalicious.livejournal.com]

don't forget the Washington Monument dick pic!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

SEE ABOVE.

[valancy-joy.livejournal.com]

Have fun! Did you get Ianto to show you how to get out of restraints before hitting that museum? :0)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

YES. IT REQUIRES A HEADBUTT AND THEN FOR SOME REASON WE BOTH HAD TO BE NAKED. THAT WAS NOT RELEVANT FROM MY POV. BUT HE WAS VERY INSISTENT.

[valancy-joy.livejournal.com]

Hey. As long as you're enjoying yourselves...

ENJOY!!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

YAY!

[lawsontl.livejournal.com]

If the shit hits the fan, call my in-laws in Bethesda, they'll help you out :)

Or there's always my brother-in-law in Silver Spring. He's even a sci-fi geek. And my sister-in-law, she cosplays!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

IF I NEED BAIL MONEY, I'LL USE MY ONE PHONE CALL TO TWITTER YOU ALL.

Dude, you know how you get a phone call from jail? In this day and age, would it be reasonable to ask for a text instead?

[planejane.livejournal.com]

Have a lovely trip; and give those ladies some tongue. Dvanulya is my long lost sister and alba17, well, we went through Adam madness together. We share a line in feisty daughters, also.

The Crime and Punishment museum sounds FUN. Bet there are some great toys there. Do you have a supply of Post Its?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I DID BRING POST ITS. i WILL SNOG ALL THE WILLING FOR YOU.

[planejane.livejournal.com]

There will be many. Maybe.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Have a wonderful time! I'm there in spirit.

Spirits, if you go out for drinks. Remember you're having the essence of me.

NEVER MIND, THAT SOUNDS CREEPY.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I HAVE CORNERED THE MARKET IN CREEPY TODAY. REALLY.

I will think of you, when I am sitting nervously and staring at my grandmother in law who speaks no English and just smiles at me a lot.

[cyprinella]

Hope your brought your summer clothes because it's supposed to be humid and disgusting here tomorrow. Perfect day to spend in a museum!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I brought jeans, but those are summer clothes, right?

[cyprinella]

It all depends on the melting point of your jeans.

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

OH GOD SAY HI FROM ME.

AND SAY HI TO YOURSELF FROM ME.

*Make* a costume? Shitbears, I was just planning on doing the manly pose. I have never cosplayed shit in my entire life and I'm torn between thinking it's the best idea ever and being all HEY AMANDR LET'S NOT AND SAY WE DID (with the dressing up - with the sex and violence, we're totes doing that, though maybe saying we didn't).

GLOWING FUCKING EYE. HOW?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I WILL SAY HI FROM YOU.

I WAS JUST THINKING WE WOULD COVER YOUR ARM WITH TIN FOIL. AND HA HA HA THAT WAS ABOUT IT.

WE CAN REPLACE YOUR EYE WITH AN LED.

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

Damn, missed you by a month. Could have tackled you in DC for making me write the other night. Maybe I'll just send my sister after you...

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAHAHAHA SHE'LL HAVE TO FIND ME FIRST!

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

I told her to look for the chick molesting the monuments

[adjovi.livejournal.com]

OMG...how awesome was today? so effing rocked all kasbahs. i loved meeting you and others in person. it was so great!!! yay!!!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A POST ABOUT IT BUT MAH HEAD IS ASPLODEY.

OHWAIT. I told blue, but this evening? i ended up eating dinner with my MIL at the Indian place RIGHT NEXT TO WHERE WE HAD LUNCH. AND WE WALKED THERE FROM OUR HOTEL. How retarded am I? Afterwards, I left her and WENT TO THE SAME STARBUCKS WE WERE AT, ordered a coffee and walked back to the hotel.

::shoots self in head for location proximity fail::

[(Anonymous)]

oh...pets you. hehe. d.c. is crazy confusing, actually. most days, i have no clue where i am or where i am going. and the lack of signage on freeways is epic fail!

met with college buddy and she met bf for first time and he was actually not at all awkward. he went to bathroom and she was all "he's not awkward at all! i don't know what you were talking about--you worry to much." and i was all "i know. he's totally letting me down!" oh well. can't win them all. :)

anyways, pretty much perfect day!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

LOLOR5. SIGN IN, GOOFBALL.

[adjovi.livejournal.com]

oh...i massively suck! ;)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

AHAAAHAHAHA.

[adjovi.livejournal.com]

hey...and i'm totally going to bed now...bf is like "are you seriously on the internet?" but dude...did you read that s4 was just confirmed?? to be a fly on the wall at comicon tomorrow...

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT I THINK THERE WAS DT/JB KISSING AT COMICON.

ALSO. Yes to s4. YAY! FUCKING YAY! I want an episode in which Gwen keeps thinking that she sees Ianto (GDL gueststar) but it turns out to be the nostrovite cousin of the ones she killed drtermined to stalk, drive her crazy and then kill her. We can watch GDL die again!