Panic! At The Disco: A Non-Fan's Primer

[amand_r]

Look people, on the same day that CoE aired in the UK, something horrible happened. Panic! At the Disco broke up. Now, I know you are all like, "Amand-r, I didn't know you liked Panic!" Well, I don't. Well, I DO, but not in a fandom way.

arsenicjade, my sweetie, my little dalek fajita, my little threeway of badness, she loves the Ptad. She's written more fic for it than I will ever write in all my fandoms. And like a certain teaboy, well, let's just say the band ain't coming back, unless they do a reunion tour when they all run out of money, like in three years.

Here's the thing. I know WAY more about P!ATD than I should, by all rights, know. So I am going to share it with you, because I like post-it notes. And because Arsenic needs a pick me up.







And there you have it. Panic! at the Disco.

Comments

[lionessvalenti.livejournal.com]

I like Panic at the Disco, too. But not in a fandom way or I would have been upset about them breaking up, but in a "I casually listen to their music" way. That's still a fandom secret. Shhhhhh! Don't tell anyone on your public LJ post!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAHAAAHAHHA I TOO LIKE PANIC! NOT AS MUCH AS I HEART MIKEY WAY AND MCR, BUT I LIKE THEM, AND IT'S ALL ARSENIC'S FAULT!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Damn, now I know ALL ABOUT THEM and I only know one song by them.

I feel so old. I'm going to go and listen to some fucking Dexy's Midnight Runners or something.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

COME ON EILEEN.

[arsenicjade.livejournal.com]

I am not sure this made me FEEL better about their break up, but it did make me LAUGH really fucking hard. Especially the herpes part. But herpes is always funny. Until, you know, you have it.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAHAHAHAHA YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT. WHEN I TOUCH YOU INAPPROPRIATELY.

[sthayashi.livejournal.com]

I just like playing Nine in the Afternoon on Rock Band and enjoyed the song enough to purchase it online. That is the entire extent of my knowledge of Panic at the Disco.

[kwanalicious.livejournal.com]

seconded. I thought about buying it, but haven't done it.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THEY ARE STELLAR AND CUTE AND VERY VERY GAY.

I SAY THIS BECAUSE IT IS TRUFAX.

[rufus.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahahaha. poor jon and spencer, forever nameless. and ryan really doesn't have a brain->Twitter filter, poor lamb.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I HEARD ABOUT THAT TWITTER THING. FROM ARSENIC, AND I WAS LIKE, NO ONO NO RYAN NO.

I KNEW I FORGOT THEIR NAMES. I could have looked them up, but then I was like, "well, if you have to look it up, then it's not from MEMORY, dumbass."

[quatre_k.livejournal.com]

Lol thats like exactly what happened

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I LIKE THE PANDAS THE BEST.

[egelantier.livejournal.com]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD YOU ARE BRILLIANT. Thank you for drawing this. It made me laugh and laugh.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAH THE POST ITS. THEY DRAW THEMSELVES.

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Fantastic! Now I know all I need to know about this band!!!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

YOU DO!

[mrsquizzical.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha(ouch)hahahahahahaha.

glad arsenicjade linked this.

♥

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

XD

[stepps.livejournal.com]

Arsenic directed me here, and dude, you made me literally LOL at work. So much awesome! Brenda/on Urie! Something something PANDAS! But def the best part was "I sense a disturbance, as if 1000 fangirls suddenly cried out in terror, and then blogged". That needs to be an icon, is all I'm saying :D Also, Ryan's stupid hair! So great :DDDD

[http://users.livejournal.com/_princess_han_/]

Also directed here via Arsenic's journal and am seconding everything in this comment. It really does need to be an icon.

[momebie.livejournal.com]

Clearly, this is the answer to the Panic split.

[theemdash]

This will never not be funny.

[theemdash]

I learned it all by osmosis before I finally gave a shit about their music, and that is exactly how it went.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

BRILLIANT!

[ignipes.livejournal.com]

Here via Arsenic to say: this is the funniest (and most accurate!) portrayal of Panic I've ever seen. :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Haaaahaha GOOD! GOOD!

May I just say, getting an email that reads this:

there is an animal inside me, and a grilled cheese (ignipes) replied to your LiveJournal post is the best thing ever.

GRILLED CHEESE. I WISH I HAD ONE.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

This was all kinds of awesome!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHHHA THANKS!

[crowgirl13.livejournal.com]

And this is the first time I've actually LAUGHED about the break-up [and for my shame, I'm a My Chem girl! UGH.] THANK YOOOOU.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAHHA IT IS SAD. I AM A SAD PANDA.

[cheshire-cat94.livejournal.com]

OH GOD OH GOD I LOL'D SO HARD. Well played!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAHAHHA IT'S THE PANDAS AND THE HATS THAT MAKE IT MAGIC.

[all-tattooed.livejournal.com]

Lol. Genius. I love that even in a Panic! 'primer', MCR are still involved. Doesn't matter that Pete is; he's been seen in weirder places. =/

♥

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I GET THEM ALL MIXED UP. I THOUGHT THEY ALL CAME IN A SET. LIKE THE LORD OF THE RINGS BOOKS. MCR/PATD/FOB.

[gingerbreadkula.livejournal.com]

Wow, I laughed hysterically at this! So funny, so true. ♥

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

!HAAAHAHHHA! THANKS!!!