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TODAY IS ARSENIC JADE'S BIRTHDAY, AND THIS IS MOMENTOUS, BECAUSE SHE IS THE SHIT.



That is [livejournal.com profile] arsenicjade. She actually has a head, but the internets is not allowed to see it. I love her because she gave me my husband, and because she is funny, and more caring than I could ever be, and smarter than me too, but she puts up with my bullshit. I love her even when her toe is gross. I love her frankenpiercings (I SAY THAT WITH LOVE), and I just in general think she's swell.

She was the flower girl in my wedding, and she rocked the house. She has managed to get out of sex with me...three? Four times? And that is no small feat.

BB, I wish you the best, and open the thing I sent you, and see HOW RELEVANT IT IS TO YOU RIGHT NOW. Tianyu, by the way, would be so proud of you.

You know he also would have something to say about your rack. I agree with ghostianyu: Heh. Boobs.

Date: 2009-07-16 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arsenicjade.livejournal.com
ghosttianyu: heh. lesbian sex.

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