do you know where you're going? do you know where you go?

[amand_r]

1. Amand-r, what is your theme song? This with a side of this..

2. LIKE A BOSS:


3.
Sometimes, life needs no prompting.

4. OH MY GOD, I know they've been around for a few days, but all those John Barrowman pics of him as Zaza? BANGABLE. SO BANGABLE. I'M HAVING FILTHY THOUGHTS. FILTHY.

It's the arms, and the smile and the ass. FILTHY. FILTHY. ::le sigh::

Obviously, I need to get laid. When was the last time I had sex with another person? March 31st, 2006. And it was quick, "OMG WE JUST FOUND OUT WE'RE HAVING A BABY HOLY SHIT WE'RE LATE TO MEET EVERYONE AT THE RESTAURANT SO LET'S DO THIS WITH OUR CLOTHES ON!" sex.

I need a boy whore. Or a girl whore. Or maybe just someone who will be nice to me and give me kisses. I could make do with kisses.

Holy shit, MAUDLIN. QUICK! THINK OF JB'S ARMS AGAIN…FILTHY FILTHY FILTHY.

5. CIRCUS ON FRIDAY. IF I DON'T POST SATURDAY I'M IN JAIL FOR KILLING A CLOWN.

6. sthayashi and the delicious E are coming for drinking night Saturday! ST! BRING YOUR SWORDS! E. WILL TAKE PICS OF ME GETTING MY ASS KICKED FOR YOU ALL TO ENJOY.

7. My birthday is officially less than a month away. This means that in less than a month, I will be old enough to die for your sins. And that I will get wasted and post about how I love you all, I am sure.

I know you all want to know what to get me. Get me a pony.



JOHN BARROWMAN: THREE PARTS SEX. TWO PARTS AWESOME.

Comments

[thaddeusfavour.livejournal.com]

You are insane. Yes. I love it. :P

Where are these pics of which you speak? I feel the need for a JB lust moment or two, and I have not seen them! Lust me, baby!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

There's multiples, but THE OBJECT OF MY LUST IS THIS ONE. (http://www.digitalspy.com/starsnaps/i190116/john-barrowman.html)

OH NOES I DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT MY DESKTOP IMAGE.

[sanginmychains.livejournal.com]

Yeah, link me to those pics, my filthy thoughts keep turning maudlin these days.

I also have not been laid in way too long. Am off to the doc's this morning to get measured for a diaphragm though, so maybe soon, if the little peopel will just go to sleep at the same time as each other but not at the same time as me. Fingers crossed.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

There's a link up there, and there's this (http://dr-is-in.livejournal.com/197127.html).

In order to get laid with a human, you need to have one. I don't think my steel bear traps are going to be considered sexy this time.

[laurab1.livejournal.com]

And there's these:

http://www.whatsonstage.com/index.php?pg=207&story=E8831247494607&title=Photos%3A+John+Barrowman+Out+%26+About+as+Zaza&ref=D

http://www.johnbarrowman.com/fanzone/stage/lacagepress.shtml

Fake boobies, in the red dress in the second link, it looks like ;)

[flowright.livejournal.com]

I bought my tickets two weeks ago and CAN'T WAIT to see him on stage. His Zaza looks fantabulous.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OH GOD, I would never be able to watch. I'd be all, ::hands in the face::

[spiderine.livejournal.com]

BARROWMAN'S LEGS IN THOSE HEELS -- HUBBA HUBBA! *leers and wolf-whistles*

Honey, I need a whore too. Wanna book a dirty weekend?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

YES. BUT NOT A DIRTY WHORE.

[valancy-joy.livejournal.com]

clowns are scary.
JB as Zaza. not scary.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG CLOWNS. JUST WHEN I FORGET, I REMEMBER.

[valancy-joy.livejournal.com]

oops. SHITBEAR obvs.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I thought you meant "shibari".

[dabroots.livejournal.com]

Of course, my eye went immediately to "sex." Seems we have almost exactly the same gap between last time and the current moment. Mine was with a girlfriend in NYC who told me to move out, which I did on or around April 6, 2006.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAHAHAAAHHA.

[zomgvampires.livejournal.com]

oh John. why must your legs be hot and sexy and just so damn edible....

oh wait... that's just you all around...

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Yeah...

[tardistenantsue.livejournal.com]

I know what you mean about the pic. My brain screamed "Want to lick his leg! Now!"

*sigh* Why is he so pretty? And talented...and pretty...

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HE'S PRETTY. THAT'S ALL I GOT.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

BUY TICKETS. LOVE THE BARROWMAN.

[debitha.livejournal.com]

Your comment count was at 69. I feel kind of bad messing that up.

I love the way life just hands you these things sometimes.

I... really might have to look into tickets for La Cage. That looks awesome.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Haahaha. YOU FUCKED UP THE 69.

GO SEE THE BARROWMAN. THEN COME BACK AND TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT.

[lionessvalenti.livejournal.com]

You've already gotten a zillion comments, so I'm sure this has already happened, but I do OFFER MYSELF AS A GIRL WHORE. Been a while since I got laid, too. Hellz, come to the viewing party, watch me get drunk, and I will totally be hitting on everyone. Ask Tina. It happens. I'm ridiculously easy.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG SO AM I.

THIS VIEWING PARTY HAS TO HAPPEN. I, LIKE PETE WENTZ, AM RIDIC GAY FROM THE WAIST UP.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Love those pics. OH YES

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

SO SEXY.

[used_songs]

I'm really jealous of anyone who gets to go.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. I WISH I COULD GO, BUT I WOULD JUST BE LOLING TOO MUCH.

[sthayashi.livejournal.com]

Like I said, swords will be brought. So will a camera. But I can't promise that pics will be posted :-)

And we'll see if we can't help you out not only this weekend, but on your birthday as well.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I have a camera.

Oh jesus, seriously, I joke about my birthday. It's so not worth remembering.

[annemjw.livejournal.com]

LIKE A BOSS.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

EAT A BAGEL.