why do we not give salt n' pepa more cred?

[amand_r]

I DON'T KNOW. HRM. WHAT DO SANE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT.

Let's see.

No no wait-- this is kind of normal related—Saturday rolls around and I was feeling sad. Obvs.

ME: I'm sad.
Amand-r's body: SHARK WEEK!
ME: Shitbears!

For reals, yo.

I NEED COFFEE. LIKE, MOAR OF IT.

Later this week, I go to the circus. Take the stun gun, Y/Y?

Comments

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

What, we've been at the circus ALL WEEK! And definitely take the stun gun, in case of evil clowns.

Let's hope SHARK WEEK washes away some of the angst with BLOOOOOOD.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Well, I said to myself in the mirror, it's poetic, and also explains some of my reaction.

EVIL CLOWNS.

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

Sane people talk about....OH SHIT I CAN'T REMEMBER!
*passes quad shot of yum - the king of coffee drinks*
Stun gun to the circus? Gonna take out some clowns? Clowns freak me out a little. Especially sad hobo clowns.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I FIND CLOWNS HIGHLY DISTURBING.

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

I think that if a clown walked up to me right now I would taser them in the face, even if they did have a plate of pancakes and a cup of coffee in hand. That being said I'm still eating the pancakes TWITCH CREEPY TASERED CLOWN TWITCH!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THIS REMINDS ME! I AM SUPPOSED TO GET PANCAKES FOR DINNER TONIGHT! ::fistpump:: SCORE.

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

Breakfast for dinner? YUM!!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THERE WILL BE SAUSAGES.

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

Can I come? I will bring *looks around kitchen* Bananas? Juice? My sparkling personality? ummmm toast?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

YES TO ALL OF THESE.

YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO PET CATS. MY PARENTS HAVE A LOT OF CATS.

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

I will totally pet the kitties, I miss my cats. I will bring them a can of goat's milk (they like that you know!)

[azarias.livejournal.com]

http://fuckyeahsharks.tumblr.com

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THIS IS SIMULTANEOUSLY THE BEST AND WORST WEBSITE IN THE UNIVERSE.

[azarias.livejournal.com]

I use it to keep my cats in line. "Mommy loves you, but it's possible sharks rock harder than you do."

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

SRSLY, JAWS IS MY NEMESIS.

[azarias.livejournal.com]

Only because you're made of meat. Poor planning on your part, I'd say.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I OBVIOUSLY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH.

[azarias.livejournal.com]

You could at least stop putting barbecue sauce in your underwear. No reason to compound a poor decision tree.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

"poor decision tree"=MADE OF WIN.

[debitha.livejournal.com]

Who cares what sane people talk about? They're all boring anyway.

I love the pill. Shark week happens on my terms.

Stun gun, HELL YES. How else will you get a good seat?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

GOOD POINT. TAKING THE STUN GUN.

[mackiedockie.livejournal.com]

Later this week, I go to the circus. Take the stun gun, Y/Y?

But...but...ONLY a stun gun??? Aren't there like, clowns, plural?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. But don't they frisk you before you go to the circus? I always get frisked. By the Lion tamers

[mackiedockie.livejournal.com]

Well...okay. As long as you get to keep the lion tamer.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

If he's sexy, I try to.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_m3_/]

The first time my mom saw the sign for the circus (I'm thinking it's the Rotarians? In monroeville?) she said "I'm so glad you're old enough that we don't have to go to those fucking things anymore."

She uses the word "fuck" maybe once every two or three years.

HAVE FUN!!!! bwahahahaha.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

DAMMIT. IT IS THE ROTARIANS.