NOT SPOILERY AT ALL.

[amand_r]

Computer: Nerds?
Me: Check.
Computer: Valium?
Me: Check.
Computer: Sour Patch Kids?
Me: Check
Computer: Starburst?
Me: TWO PACKS ZOMG
Computer: Skittles?
Me: TASTE THE FUCKING RAINBOW.
Computer: Beer?
Me: With Skittles? I think not. But check.
Computer: Name of the all night dentist?
Me: Check.
Computer: All right then. You may proceed.
Me: ::clicks link to start the ep:: My god. It's full of stars.
Computer: Check.

Comments

[rexluscus.livejournal.com]

This post made me laugh out loud. That is all.

*kicks download to make it go faster*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I AM READY. CANNOT WATCH UNTIL KID IS IN BED.

DAMMIT KID! GET SLEEPY!

[tardistenantsue.livejournal.com]

I second that emotion.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

SMOKEY ROBINSON?! HOW DID YOU GET HERE!?

[tardistenantsue.livejournal.com]

The rift.

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

I want to come and watch it at your house. It's like beer and cavities come on tap. I just got a cup of stewed tea, and a dog bugging me ceaselessly all the way through :/

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I went to get a replacement card for my camera, and they had a candy aisle in the electronics store. My body moved of its own volition.

I have cats. They don't give a fuck about Torchwood.

Also, what is "stewed tea"? I keep imagining tea with stewed tomatoes in it.

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

Stewed tea = tea which has been cooked too long. Other uses include stripping paint and pickling corpses.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Oh, so basically every cup I make, because I make it, walk away, and then remember it 40 minutes later and reheat it in the microwave. My theory is that just makes it STRONG AND BETTER. Am I committing some British sin or something?

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

Not really, the British are meant to like strong tea. I just have weak blood. Though if you're leaving the tea bag in for those forty minutes, you're probably being a little excessive.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I DO. But it's peppermint tea. Does that help my tea fail?

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

Well, I wouldn't know actually, because where I come from TEA DOES NOT HAVE KINDS. Whatever you want to infuse with your water is your own business, but don't be stirring up the womenfolk and giving them ideas.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Your comment is made of win.

I AM AN AMERICAN. I JUST SPENT THE WHOLE WEEKEND CELEBRATING THE FACT THAT WE FUCKING HATE TEA SO MUCH WE DUMPED A WHOLE SHIPMENT OF IT OUT TO SEA.

No, I like tea. I just like coffee more.

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

CUPS ARE FINE. YOU DON'T NEED A WHOLE HARBOUR.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

WE DO. WE SHOT THAT TEA IN THE FACE.

I like to think that all those dead white men were PMSing really bad.

[phaetonschariot.livejournal.com]

That makes almost as much sense as my dad's computer insurance which also covers MOTHERFUCKING FROZEN GOODS.

OUR FROZEN PEAS ARE INSURED.

BY HIS COMPUTER INSURANCE.

*GOES BAK TO WITING PRON*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

JESUS, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. MUSTN'T ENDANGER THE PEAS.

[phaetonschariot.livejournal.com]

I KNOW
I'M GLAD, BECAUSE PEOPLE KEEP STEALING OUR PEAS.

[lawsontl.livejournal.com]

Unlike Barrowman's parents, I stopped midway to pee, but dude, I clean up enough bodily fluids around this joint with five cats in the house. I wasn't going to clean up more.

Lemme know when y'all are done, cos I need someone to squee with. Hanging out on Twitter, but maybe, I dunno, I could be forced to do a real chat-like thing. Where do all the young folk go these days? Last time I do a realtime chat online we still used ICQ.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I CHAT IN GMAIL.

[lawsontl.livejournal.com]

Under which flippin' name? This one? Your Twitter name? GUH! I use the same one as here. I am a simple unfrozen caveman lawyer.

Well, I'm in gmail chat now, cos I was forced to download it. My life is so pathetic that I have no one local to share it with (mostly because Lioness is ignoring me *ahem* - and, well, I honestly thought I wasn't going to be able to start watching until Weds because of work and planned to get with her this weekend).

So anyhow, listening to my husband blow shit up in the next room and swearing I will now really truly get the last of ARB posted to my LJ, because I Keep.Getting.Distracted.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

You were gonna get WITH her, and take her PICture.

I'm either amandr or Amand-r It's hard to tell.

[phaetonschariot.livejournal.com]

LOL HARD TO TELL I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT'S FUNNY.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

SIR MIX A LOT IS NEVER FUNNY.

[phaetonschariot.livejournal.com]

YOU ALL ARE GOING TO LOL WHEN I POST MY SMUT. YOU'LL BE LIKE "WTF, KEI, WTF, DON'T DRINK AND FIC."

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

WHY WON'T MY DOWNLOAD GO ANY FASTER!!!!!!
ps you forgot twizzlers and coke!!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I saw the Twizzlers, but I passed on them. And I cannot drink soda. BEER FTW.

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

PASSED ON TWIZZLERS?!? OMG WTF!! *deletes from flist*
j/k! I guess that means more twizzlers for me. You can keep the beer. I'm a classy drunk :P

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

RED VINES ARE WHERE IT IS AT.

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

RED VINES ARE A PALE IMITATION OF A STALE TWIZZLER!!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

NUH UH.

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

PBBBBBBBBBBBBBLT.

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE SO LUCKY MY DOWNLOAD IS 95% COMPLETE!!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAHAAAHAHA 100 PERCENT, BABY.

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

THEN WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD OR WHOEVER YOU FIND HOLY ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE!! KNOCK THAT KID OUT not literally AND GET WATCHING!!

[phaetonschariot.livejournal.com]

UR KID SHLD B STANDIN STILL
ALL WE ARE MOTHERFUCKING COMING, BITCHES

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

OMG If I had a kid and they did that creepy staring, screaming, chanting shit I would lock myself in the bathroom and cry!

[phaetonschariot.livejournal.com]

I WAS LIKE "OMG OOD, EXCEPT WITHOUT THE TENTACLES AND BRAINS IN THEIR HANDS. BASIC 20 WTF."

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

100% - I'M OUT OF HERE!!!

[phaetonschariot.livejournal.com]

I DON'T LIKE COKE IT LEAVES A FUZZY TEXTURE IN MY MOUF. BUT I HAVE LEMONADE WITH MIDORI. AND SOMETIMES JUICE.

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

YOU I will drink with!

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

SOUR PATCH KIDS!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

MY TONGUE HURTS! BUT NOT AS MUCH AS JACK'S BELLEH!

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

i had a bomb in my belly once
it is painful

[valancy-joy.livejournal.com]

we'll know its time to worry if that scary frakking dollhouse starts with the WE'RE COMING...

:0)

contemplates ways in which one cannot actually be just a little bit spoiled (a la a little bit preggers) but I am trying to come to terms with just giving up and going "spoil me baby. spoil me hard." to anyone who's seen eppy 1. :D

am I going to squee? Will the sparkly happy bunnies comes and gather round me on the couch? will I have to hide my face when things start getting blown up?

do I need to go and buy chocolate?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG BUY CHOCOLATES.