Dreams-- i has them. and they are both awesome and horrible.

[amand_r]

So, I've been writing this Torchwood genderswap fic. I have been going at it full tilt boogie because I have a Hermione Big Bang (at 40 K) and a Snarry Games fic (at 1K. almost not worth mentioning), and they are both important because THEY HAVE DEADLINES. The bodyswap fic is just for me, and it's like I cannot stop writing it.

So is it any wonder that I start dreaming about this shit?



In the dream, I switch genders with Jack Harkness, but I don't mean bodies, just anatomical parts. Things went as expected, except that I had trouble…completing. It was embarrassing. He was like, "do you want to switch back? Do you need cock?" and I was like, "NO AND NO NO."

You know what really sucks about this? The dream like, SKIPPED everything between the gender switch and the awkward moment. I didn't even dream anything worth mentioning in a good fantasy way. I want my fifteen bucks back man. These Cheerios are stale.

Wow. Completely embarrassing. Still don't know how that finished.

Later, something about crossing streets, high traffic, aliens, maybe.

BUT THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO REMEMBER. AT ONE POINT, JACK WAS WEARING A RAF COAT THAT WAS FORM FITTING ACROSS HIS (COMPLETELY MALE) CHEST, BUTTONED UP, BUT IT WAS COTTON CANDY PINK, WITH THOSE BIG PLASTIC BUTTONS IN LAVENDER (Think these in light purple.) AND IT WAS THE MOST AWESOMEST THING EVER. I think it was made of that heavy material my military raincoats are made of.

I think I fondled it (and him) a lot.

I really hope I finish this fic soon.

Comments

[smirnoffmule.livejournal.com]

All my sex dreams are like that, with the action skipping. I never get any of the good stuff. My subconscious is like, oh by the way, you guys just did it. Or, you're about to, but hey, guess what, here's your alarm clock! It's like my own brain is cockblocking me.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

There has to be some sort of psychological reason I did this in my head, but I don't think I want to know the answer.

[hope]

Jack Harkness is present in EVERY embarrassing sex dream (I speak from experience).

OMG PINK RAF COAT. LOVE!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

What was strangely hot about the coat was that he was all nonchalant about it, like, "Oh yeah. Pink coat. Let's go catch aliens." He was almost macho about it.

I have never had an embarrassing Harkness dream moment (in the past he's been trying to shoot me in the face, no joke), and Jesus, if there is one fictional character I wouldn't want to feel sexually inadequate in front of, THAT WOULD BE THE ONE.

[hope]

*snort* Usually if I have fannish dreams I'll dream I'm one of my OTP, so the personal embarrassment is negated a bit.

Though my latest pseudo-fannish dream was that I was a twink on tour with John Barrowman. That was equal parts weird (in reflection upon waking) and awesome (whilst in the actual dream).

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I don't know, that still seems pretty awesome. Though I'll admit, I'm afraid of JB's teeth.

[hope]

I just went back through my dreams tag, and yep, most of the time I'm Ianto. One time I gave Tosh a piggyback! Another time I made Jack carry the shopping.

I do love my subconscious.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

LOLOR5. God, why can't I dream about Ianto?

[hope]

It was quite amusing. Especially as he got in the habit of doing this for a while.

Now I'm back again to anxiety dreams, though, which are always about my childhood. FAIL, SUBCONSCIOUS.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

That's...wow. Can you get that clipboard OFF him? Lucid dream some spanking scenarios or something.

No wait, if I dream that and I tried it, he'd just refrain and give me his disappointed face. Like :54 in this clip. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p5dnOl0EyU&feature=PlayList&p=E0CD38756FE5A91E&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=8)

[hope]

*snerk*

I'd love to be able to lucid dream more. Seriously, there'd be much more porn if I could. The only time I've managed it, I made myself fly around a room while Amanda Palmer watched me.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

That in and of itself is made of win. It would only eb better if you could get her to sing Coin Operated Boy while you did it.

[hope]

Have you seen/heard her perform it live? There's a certain lyric that she seems to like to change to the NSFW version when she's performing.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I have never seen AP live. I don't even know a great deal of her work. I know that song, and I like it. A lot of my RL friends seem to ♥ her to bits. I read her blog from time to time.

[hope]

IL HER. The first time I saw her was in Melbourne in the Spiegeltent. The second time was in Camden earlier this year. The Danger Ensemble pranced around in strap-ons while she played Coin-Operated Boy.

♥_♥

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

This is made of win. Oh AP, your craziness knows no bounds.

[moljn.livejournal.com]

(in the past he's been trying to shoot me in the face, no joke)

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[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I WAS TOTES NOT KIDDING. (http://amand-r.livejournal.com/322611.html#cutid5)

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Whoa, weird. Yeah, I've done a bodyswap story with Jack (and Rose).

Strangely, I've never had a dream about the character though, that I remember. It's always someone bizarre (not Carrot Top bizarre) but someone I don't really fancy for realz.

Daniel Craig was the last character in a dream, I think. I mean, he's great-looking and everything, but I'm not a particular fan.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I am a semi lucid dreamer, meaning that about 50 percent of the time I can pick out a dream ahead of time and have it. I can also stop myself in mid dream, say "I'm dreaming. Let's do this instead." But a great deal of the time I forget about it and this is where this comes in.

I pick from a selection of people that I like to hang with in dreams. So far I have never picked Harkness, but he shows up anyway.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I go to sleep with a scenario in mind, and I can usually "steer" my dreams, but I don't always remember them.

Moved comment to right reply spot. Oops!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha! Yeah, lucid dreaming is great. when I learned about it in high school, I was like, "Imma do that," and I spent years trying. It's pretty neat.

Jack Harkness: my Morphean sex stalker.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

You could do worse! It could be ADAM. LOLZ.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OH GOD.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I have a lot of dreams about masturbating. how effin sad is THAT????

I also once dreamt that I had sex with Kramer (from Seinfeld) and my subconcious was not kind enough to skip actual sex part.

I've also been having a lot of gay dreams lately. Like me being gay in a femmslashy way. I'm pretty sure I'm straight, but not, it would seem, while I am sleeping.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

That is awesome. ::Has naughty thoughts about you::

Confession: I just bought the cone (http://www.conezone.info/) and I have been too busy to try it. How sad is that? It just sits there, like a monolith in its box, and I gaze at it forlornly every once in a while.

I dunno, trip. Maybe you're bi-curious? I'm epicurious.

[kickair8p.livejournal.com]

So I clicked the link -- oh, new kind of vibrator . . . hey, Walgreens has it! Then I noticed the price . . .

You bought a hundred-dollar vibrator and haven't tried it yet?!?!?

BTW, Jack!dream ftw (yes, the pink coat bit was a win -- gotta get that into a fic. I can see Jack being all "pink coat, I look good in pink, lets go" and some of the team being all "you can't wear a baby-girl-pink longcoat in Cardiff!").

~

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

1. I know, I know. I don't know what's wrong with me!
2. Oh Jack, Jack, Jack. No. Just, no.

[joanwilder.livejournal.com]

It's because of the My Little Ponies. The colors give it away.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

No. I think it is because of the CONE.

[veridari.livejournal.com]

You aren't planning on posting a, um, *cough* review, are you? I mean, when you get around to trying it? Some of us are wondering if it's worth that price tag. Nothing necessarily graphic, just a thumbs up maybe? ;)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I will when I get around to it.