Spot the embarrassing typo!

[amand_r]

Can you spot the typo in this line of correspondence that I almost sent to my mother-in-law?

"I was surprised at the sheer audacity of replacing red snapper with tilapia. I'm not an sexpert, but I can tell the difference between snapper and tilapia!"

LOL I'M A MORON.

Comments

[veridari.livejournal.com]

No more of a moron than I. I had to read it FOUR times to find it! (What does that say about ME?)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

That you just assume that "sexpert" is something everyone should proudly be?

[veridari.livejournal.com]

Of course!

But then my next thought was, "Wait...she said she's not an 'sexpert'" (totally missing the second typo...I am hopeless) and then the next thought stream was, "but she is...she writes excellent pr0n and that qualifies her in my book."

And let me also add...I probably couldn't tell a tilapia apart from a snapper if my life depended upon it. It would need signs and arrows.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Hee. ALL THINGS FISH TAKE EXPERIENCE.

That sentence may be misread anyway you like.

[veridari.livejournal.com]

And it was...in a myriad of ways.

I like fish (I cook a mean salmon..which I *can* identify thank god) but being a true and proud carnivore, I like meat. Thick, red and oozing. Feel free to misread that anyway *you* like.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

LOL.

[dorothy1901]

Should be "a sexpert," not "an sexpert," duh.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

TWO TYPOS. LOL.

[moljn.livejournal.com]

At least you didn't write 'tilabia' to fit your sexpert status.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG INORITE??!

[kwanalicious.livejournal.com]

you know she reads this once in a while, don't you?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Yah, but I figure I was smart enough to fix the typo before I sent it.

[lastrega.livejournal.com]

'correspondence' not 'correspondance'/'a' not 'an'/ and in this instance, you're probably going to want to go with 'expert' instead of 'sexpert' so you don't seem like a creepy fish lover.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Oh ha ha.