Hrm.

[amand_r]

Amand-r: I just want to make a note that of all the books my kid could have pulled from the shelf to studiously page through, she chose ALAS BABYLON.
Arsenicjade: she's prescient
Amand-r: I KNOW. OR PASTIENT. That's a fancy and completely fabricated word for someone who knows the past. A better word, I suppose, would be "conscious." Blah blah blah semantics. yOU KNOW. AND SHIT. Crap. Fucking daleks. Always up in my shit. Bastards.
Arsenicjade: you must have done something special to annoy them
Amand-r: Probably existing and shit. They hate existing. MORE THAN ANYTHING. You know, us existing. From what I gather. Because just by existing, we are truly badass, and they cannot have that.
Arsenicjade: well, we are kinda weird looking
Amand-r: BLAH BLAH DALEK SUPREME. Bite me.
We have two heads!
No wait. Scratch that.
I am mistaken.





Amand-r: I think today we should examine the etymological origins of the phrase "giving head." Like, as in, WTF? Really. As in, help me. Let's get stupid. ::does the Humpty Dance::
Arsenicjade: does it perhaps have anything to do with the fact that head is the nautical term for bathroom?
Amand-r: Hrm. Do you really want to associate oral sex with the loo?
Arsenicjade: I'm just saying, given sailors and sex, wouldn't surprise me
Amand-r: Well, I guess you know, giving head refers more to blow jobs, it probably originated there and then later came to include cunnilingus. And yeah, sailors and blowjobs in the loo. Huh.
That took the mystery out of it.
I feel. empty.
Like I solved the mysteries of the universe and everything is really all about jam, or something.
Mind you, really GOOD jam, but still, jam.
Arsenicjade: I'm pretty sure Eddie Izzard told me that a while back
Amand-r: OMG HE'S TOTES RIPPING OFF ME. (Oh, I saw the thing about COVERED IN BEES.)
Arsenicjade: uh...if he said it before you? ::g::
Amand-r: I thought of it first, and my THOUGHTS TRANSCEND TIME AND SPACE.
Duh.
Jesus. Keep up here.