the sexiest thing is trust-- i wake up to find the pirates have come

1. The kidlet and I have blown so many bubbles on the front porch that when it rains, there's lather.

2. Really, look at this—PEOPLE I HAVE REENACTED THE DEATH SCENE WITH: lionessblack, cruentum (AND I GOT TO BE IANTO), smirnoffmule, pogrebin, mrsalemp. Have I missed anyone? GET IN LINE. I WILL NOT BE SATISFIED UNTIL I HAVE CRIED OVER ALL OF YOU.

3. ( Oh hai there six-thirty ack emma. )

4. Thisis what happens when jedi apprentices drink unattended. (h/t amonitrate)

5. I got a postcard yesterday made of SHEEP POO PAPER. On the back, it read as follows: "JANET! I KNOW U CAN'T READ, LOL. THIS IS SOMETHING SPECIAL SMELL IT LOL. I WIN. HART PS: YOU KNOW I LET YOU OUT! I STILL WIN!"

Yes, it is official: paragraphs and cruentum are made of pure 100% win. Dry clean only, bitches. Do not steam.

6. Yesterday I made the kid her first cup of coffee. Before you go screaming, it was café au lait with sugar. Think Café du Monde. And she drank it with a Ho-Ho. You can scream about that part.

7. It's nice to see that I'm not the only one who thinks LIKE A BOSS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVAR.

8. lionessvalenti, AKA SEXY MAMA and I have signed on for the TW BIG BANG. WE WILL TOTALLY ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF once we deal with a huge plot issue that we might need outside help with.

8. ( THIS IS MY LOVE LETTER TO THE CIRCUS. (Image/vid heavy.) )

I…I liked the circus.

Tianyu and Amand-r, The Actual Essay

My LJ is filled with funny, and incoherence and fic. I am good with that. But I can be a serious person.

Well, maybe not.

Oh, well, anyway, this is a serious post, and it's sad and funny and pretty much about my husband, and if you hate sap and romance and sad, then you shouldn't click. (It's long)

I don't know if you people read my user info, so I just decided to write something about Tianyu, because I am a woman in love, and in some ways that is bad. For me. He doesn't care. And I don't tell this shit to my family because…I don't know. I like to tell this shit at my own pace, and when I'm not in the mood to talk about it, then I'm not in the mood to talk about it. But I'm in the mood, so here we all are.

This is tianyu:



Sexy, no? A little gay. Yeah. His LJ is available, and you can read it if you want. I do. Often. I find reading the LJs of people I know to be dead a sort of cold comfort.

( It goes like this DVD style— )

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