On your mark, get set, PORN.

Everyone into Torchwood should go over to 51stcenturyfox's lj and contribute in the monthly comment porn battle. So far I have written three. I think my bong is cashed, but at least I covered all of this month's themes:

1. Aliens Made Them Do It (Jack/Suzie, Owen/Tosh)
2. SUV sex (Owen/Suzie)
3. Masturbation (super sexay surprise!)

Hey wait, did I just write all het? Go me! There's a bunch more that aren't mine, and they rocketh mightily! You can even post anon! Dooooo eeeeeeeeeeeet.

Another personal first accomplished: female oral sex written. Yeah, so if it's bad, bite me. I'm new at writing it.

Next on my list of shit to write: FISTING!

::sigh::

Sometimes I feel like a complete arse.

Bah.