There are known knowns, and there are known unknowns. But there are also unknown unknowns.

First of all, I would like to thank those people who gifted me with prezzies and lj time on my birthday. I have been horribly remiss in thanking you, and so I shall say it now: Thank you so verra verra much. You are all highly of the awesome. I had a HL snippet about Methos, Nehi grape soda, and "The absence of evidence equaling the evidence of absence" to give you, but then I realized that I had just plagiarized The Boondocks without knowing it. Since I forget how to do MLA citations, I shall have to forego it and just offer my heartfelt thanks.

That said, it is August 21st, a Day which will live in INFAMY because…uhm, well, Hawaii was made the 50th state or…something. Actually, nothing interesting happened on his day at all, except that today is the day in which I went to Babies R Us, screamed profusely inside my head then picked out the breast pump system that I want (a, I did not buy it. I just picked it out, 2, I'm sure you wanted to know all about that, so it's AVENT, and q, this list is badly numbered, Buzz. If you get that movie reference, you get a gold star and a bag of free breast milk. I AM SO TOTALLY JOKING ABOUT THAT LAST BIT, YOU SICKOS.). I generally resist buying baby related items because I am still not convinced that VKC is VK and not XMC. However, brown onesies with lions on them are perfectly acceptable and so I bought one, because they are fairly sure, I bought a pair of Rhumba tights for cheap, so that if it is a boy, I won't feel that I have wasted money on girl stuff. But still, RHUMBA TIGHTS. Srsly, this is the only time in your life when you can add something to your ass and make it look bigger and people think it's cute. Go for it, VK!

Mumster: Well if it is a boy, we're putting them on once and taking a picture.
Me: I can see it now. "See X, look what grandma did to you."
Mumster: Wait wait wait, who's the one here who wanted to wear a "I'm proud of my gay son" shirt while she's still pregnant?
Me: Good point.

Back to my point about Hawaii being our latest bitch: nope, I still don't have one.

So in order to make today not a TOTAL loss, I present the first Annual State of the Fanfic Address. If you have never done this, do so today or tomorrow! Make up your own categories! Declare war on distant innocuous fandoms! Refer to Digimon, Pokemon and Cardcaptors being the AXIS OF EVIL. Drop hints about that Strom Thurmond/Newt Gingrich MPREG you always meant to write! Apologize for things you're not really sorry for in vague and yet sincere sounding ways! It's much better than WIP Amnesty Day! It's like Flag Day and "That One Other Holiday No One Ever Remembers But That Guy Down the Street Who Puts Up Festive Lights on Canadian Thanksgiving" all rolled up into one! Yes!

( My Fellow Fandom-icans: )

I am done now. There are cinnamon graham crackers and cartons of room temperature orange drink available in the fellowship hall.