Jan. 21st, 2004

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Tianyu: Where's your mom's boob job fund? (Note: Tianyu is referring to the change jar.)
Amand-r: Oh, wait, you mean the jar of coins I keep around so that when I cut your dick off we can afford to pay the bag lady down the street to reattach it with chickenwire? It's in the mug cupboard.
TIANYU: I'm just going to back away.
Amand-r: I win.

The your mom joke is a very important part of the Tianyu/Amand-r dynamic, and as such, not a day goes by that one of them is not shot across the house like so much rabid weasel foam. In light of this fact, I would like to share with you the ins and outs of the well crafted "your mom" joke, so that you too, might spice up your household life. I present the following article, entitled:

Rated R, for RAUNCH. And I'm serious, dudes.

Dude, your mom is so dumb... )

There. Now I feel accomplished.

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