Ahoy maties, it's the Never-ending Shrimp.

At an IHOP, Amand-r and Tianyu eat their dinner.

TIANYU: (on this third basket of "never ending shrimp") Never ending shriiiimmp, oohOOOoh, oohOOOoh, oohOOOoh…
AMAND-R: (freezes) What are you DOING?
TIANYU: (dips popcorn shrimp into sauce and pushes it in slowly) Atreu! Help me!
AMAND-R: You are mental.
TIANYU: (much like earlier) Never ending shriiiimmp, oohOOOoh, oohOOOoh, oohOOOoh…
AMAND-R: Mental. And that's not funny.
TIANYU: (laughs hysterically) Yes it is. Atreu! On nooooooooooo! (pulls shrimp from dipping sauce and eats it.) Besides, he was a dumb mule.
AMAND-R: He wasn't a mule; was a horse, dumbass. A pretty white horse.
TIANYU: Well, he had a brown spot on his nose, like he'd been eating poo, so I figured he was a donkey.
AMAND-R: (incredulous) So by your strange logic, he was eating poo. And therefore is a donkey…because donkeys are known as big poo eaters?
TIANYU: I…I know nothing about animals.
AMAND-R: Because when was the last time you saw a donkey eating its own waste?
TIANYU: (a long pause)……Turn around, the never-ending shrimp, oohOOOoh, oohOOOoh, oohOOOoh. It's a basket, of never ending shrimp, oohOOOoh, oohOOOoh, oohOOOoh.
AMAND-R: (shakes head) It's still not THAT funny.
TIANYU: Oh no, it's hysterical. It was FUNNY the first time I did it, and it JUST. GETS. FUNNIER. EVERY. TIME. I. DO. IT.

Later he used four french fries to make a book on the table and placed two shrimp next to each other to symbolize the ouroborous (sp), then claimed that he had made the book, The Never Ending Story. I really. Uh. Yeah.