yeah, I know her. You might be right. I don't know if you know those detective novels, "The cat who", by Lilian Jackson Braun? I love them, theyare TERRIFIC, but the writter is now over 80 I think, and the last one was really terrible. I don't think it would have been published if not for her fame. I don't think she will publish another one, actually...
It reminds me of a children book I got for free for my school library, I read it before as I usually do, and I was totally appealled: it's the story of two twins, a boy and a girl, quite young... the girl can't laugh and the boy can't cry, or the reverse, anyway... one day, their parents die. They are left to the dubious care of an awfully evil aunt, they run away, have a whole lot of misadventures, and actually end up "cured": the one who can't cry manage to cry and the one who couldn't laugh managed to laugh.
And then... nah, I can hardly tell it, is seems SO downright evil to write such a thing, but there it goes: the parents come back! They were not dead, they just wanted the twins to be in such a situation that they would overcome their 'illness'! I mean, SURE, go traumatize your kids and make them believe their parents are dead, mistreat them, they should be better after that!
I just can't imagine how this story got published! I know what my friend would suggest for an explanation but it's a bit vulgar and I don't think the expression exists in English. oh well nevermind (SWEARING ALERT, HIDE THE KIDS):
"how many kilometers of cocks did this guy blow to get his book published???"
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Date: 2011-02-22 05:47 pm (UTC)It reminds me of a children book I got for free for my school library, I read it before as I usually do, and I was totally appealled: it's the story of two twins, a boy and a girl, quite young... the girl can't laugh and the boy can't cry, or the reverse, anyway... one day, their parents die. They are left to the dubious care of an awfully evil aunt, they run away, have a whole lot of misadventures, and actually end up "cured": the one who can't cry manage to cry and the one who couldn't laugh managed to laugh.
And then... nah, I can hardly tell it, is seems SO downright evil to write such a thing, but there it goes: the parents come back! They were not dead, they just wanted the twins to be in such a situation that they would overcome their 'illness'!
I mean, SURE, go traumatize your kids and make them believe their parents are dead, mistreat them, they should be better after that!
I just can't imagine how this story got published! I know what my friend would suggest for an explanation but it's a bit vulgar and I don't think the expression exists in English. oh well nevermind (SWEARING ALERT, HIDE THE KIDS):
"how many kilometers of cocks did this guy blow to get his book published???"