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I SLEPT THROUGH THE NIGHT. NOT ONLY THAT BUT I WOKE UP AT 8:30 TURNED OVER AND WENT BACK TO SLEEP UNTIL 11 AM.

WHAT CAUSED THIS MINOR MIRACLE? BITE GUARD.

IT IS CONCLUSIVE. GRINDING MY TEETH WAKES ME UP AT 2, 4 AND 6 AM. BASTARDS.

BUT BUT BUT BIB IF THIS MATTERS. NOT ON ~~REX MANNING~~ BACON DAY.

Because

emquilxy beats me every time at the gift giving game. LOOK AT ALL THE BACON:

Wine flour. Not bacon, but MADE FROM GRAPE SKINS. IT'S WINE. FLOUR. IMMA MAKE BROWNIES.

BACON FLAVOURED ENVELOPES. Em gave these a seal of effective awesomeness. SOME OF YOU ARE GOING TO GET AWESOME MEAT SMELLING MAIL FROM ME.

SCEPTICAL MANDER IS SCEPTICAL.

WTF IDEK.

LOW SODIUM, BITCHES. I ALSO WANT TO POINT OUT THAT IT IS VEGAN AND KOSHER.

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNIES.

These are not bacon either, but I didn't know Sean McCann of GBS had a solo album.

THERE YOU HAVE IT. BACON FEST 2010.

And just for kicks, I thought I would share the book I'm reading with you: sample pages from Eckhard Gerdes's Cistern Tawdry--