PREPARE TO BE INSPIRED. BY CRACK.
Jul. 12th, 2009 12:03 pmI had to do something last night. I wrote part of a fic and sent it out to be betaed. I stared at the ceiling. I loaded the dishwasher. I ate my own head. I almost set The Hub of Torchwood 5 on fire. I ORDERED TWNZ AN E-Z BAKE OVEN.
And yet.
My fingers itched for the post-its.



I ♥ Jack. I do! I really do!
APPROPRIATE ICON IS APPROPRIATE.
And yet.
My fingers itched for the post-its.



I ♥ Jack. I do! I really do!
APPROPRIATE ICON IS APPROPRIATE.
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Date: 2009-07-12 04:20 pm (UTC)Jack/Jiggly-Puff is some serious level of fucked up. (I love it)
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Date: 2009-07-12 04:24 pm (UTC)Visine for Sauron! LOLZ!
I'm linking if that's okay. :D
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Date: 2009-07-12 04:25 pm (UTC)Oh, and it's a shame Jack doesn't have better taste in musical theatre. :)
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Date: 2009-07-12 04:26 pm (UTC)I have an unhealthy amount of regard for the Jack/Boba Fett one.
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Date: 2009-07-12 04:27 pm (UTC)WRITE CRACK. IT'S LIKE HOLDING YOUR BREATH AND THEN SPINNING AROUND A LOT.
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Date: 2009-07-12 04:31 pm (UTC)If it ever becomes legalized in Ohio, and I divorce Nick, and I deal with that whole being Catholic issue, and well, the fact that I'm straight...will you marry me?
(If you can read this, the Jack fell off? *another monitor dies untimely death*)
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Date: 2009-07-12 04:31 pm (UTC)The horrible truth is, I'm not funny on purpose. When I say funny things, it's because I'm not thinking about it. When I try to be funny, it falls flat. It's never good.
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Date: 2009-07-12 04:32 pm (UTC)*flails hands*
Jack stopped humping the TARDIS, strange thing was she didn't seem as into it as normal. Used to be he could make her light glow like a thousand suns. Now she just stood there like a....well, like a piece of wood. Not that his 'piece of wood' ever stayed still for that long. Deciding to move onto to warmer conquests Jack pulled away. Shit - he hated the splinters, Doctor really should get her sanded down once in a while.
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Date: 2009-07-12 04:33 pm (UTC)I'm gonna figure out a way to bottle you and make us both a FRIGGING FORTUNE. So we can draw and fic and terrorize TWNZ until Jack comes back from the stars and shoots us in the face.
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Date: 2009-07-12 04:34 pm (UTC)I AM NEVER GETTING MARRIED AGAIN, but we can all live in incestuous, polyamorous love. If you need more commitment than that, I suppose we could burn down a tree or something.
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Date: 2009-07-12 04:34 pm (UTC)*snerk*
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Date: 2009-07-12 04:36 pm (UTC)Also, "Iantovention." (It's Iantofyrru in Welsh!)
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Date: 2009-07-12 04:39 pm (UTC)DON'T GO! I PROMISE! 1000 YEARS!
...shit. I like stuttered there.