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Smutty minded things.
Jan. 13th, 2004 04:30 pmMy inbox spam has ceased to be pornographic in nature and instead has become gibberish. I kid you not, the last few spam mails I have gotten contain subject lines that read: "charity bayed impedance milwaukee orthodoxy" and my favorite, "rut quilt emeritus asymptote charybdis." That last got me excited, because I thought it might be pr0n in which an emeritus scholar (Snape) had sex with the squid's elder sister under a ratty quilt. Color me disappointed.
I know nothing about how a computer gets mail. I know there's a DSL line and millions, nay bazillions of electrons and whatnot surging through it, but really, I am dumb, so if this is an indicator of something, like a spambot or whatever, oh well. Likewise, as colorful as this is to write about, if anyone has a cure for this other then to turn on my mail's spam filter (which is a pain in the ass to program, and I gave up after a week of waiting for spam filter pages to load so that I could get all my mail from my yahoo groups), please do let me know.
On a completely unrelated note, I keep my bible and my dictionary together on the floor next to my desk, and both are large red hardbound books. The last few times I have tried to look up the definitions of words, I have picked up the bible instead. It is rather disconcerting to be looking up asymptote and to see "These are the sons of Shobal: Manahath, Ebal, Shepho, and Oham" when one finally looks down to see what they are doing. However, it did teach me that there were people named "Shep-ho," which I can only imagine is a very slutty shepherd. Needless to say, the bible is not a dictionary.
Since I am currently of the mindset to be smutty, I have decided to answer![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
evildrem's questions about slash, though I am sure that they will be very unhelpful to Ben, because I am not the average slash ho.
( Not the average Slash ho, indeed. )
Yes. Well.
NOTE: If I was ever to be metaquoted again, that first paragraph would be my pick. I seem to be in rare ass-fucking form today.
I know nothing about how a computer gets mail. I know there's a DSL line and millions, nay bazillions of electrons and whatnot surging through it, but really, I am dumb, so if this is an indicator of something, like a spambot or whatever, oh well. Likewise, as colorful as this is to write about, if anyone has a cure for this other then to turn on my mail's spam filter (which is a pain in the ass to program, and I gave up after a week of waiting for spam filter pages to load so that I could get all my mail from my yahoo groups), please do let me know.
On a completely unrelated note, I keep my bible and my dictionary together on the floor next to my desk, and both are large red hardbound books. The last few times I have tried to look up the definitions of words, I have picked up the bible instead. It is rather disconcerting to be looking up asymptote and to see "These are the sons of Shobal: Manahath, Ebal, Shepho, and Oham" when one finally looks down to see what they are doing. However, it did teach me that there were people named "Shep-ho," which I can only imagine is a very slutty shepherd. Needless to say, the bible is not a dictionary.
Since I am currently of the mindset to be smutty, I have decided to answer
evildrem's questions about slash, though I am sure that they will be very unhelpful to Ben, because I am not the average slash ho.( Not the average Slash ho, indeed. )
Yes. Well.
NOTE: If I was ever to be metaquoted again, that first paragraph would be my pick. I seem to be in rare ass-fucking form today.
