Amand-r: Oh, how I have missed ouR chatting, my little tuna noodle surprise.
Arsenic: lol indeed. hi
Amand-r: Wait, I have been dying to say this: WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAP?
Arsenic: um. sadly, nothing to compare to that lead up. you?
Amand-r: I think that there is very little one can say in response to WAZAAAAP that can even begin to fulfill the je ne sais crois of the interrogative.
Arsenic: you have a point there
Amand-r: I have many issues that I wish to address in the short span of my life, and I believe that I can say with adamant certainty that this is not one of them. Additionally, I have decided that, for a lack of anything better to do at this moment, I shall converse with you in exceptionally long and needless sentences.
Arsenic: all right. sounds good
Amand-r: You know, this is most troublesome; it's as if whilst I slept last night I was accosted by the ghost of Mary Shelley, who in her diaphanous and phantasmagoric form, pistol whipped me and screamed, "UR SENTANCES R 2 SHORT, BIATCH." LOL MARY SHELLEY FTW. IM IN UR DREAMZ, FRANKENSTEININ' UR SHIT. Can we make "Frankenstein" a verb? I think it's only appropriate.
Arsenic: I agree, how has that not happened before now?
Amand-r: I am quite sure that it has; I'm frightfully bad at this. Every time I suggest something and think that I have just been a unique little snowflake, someone come by and says, "oh, they did that on M*A*S*H." I am also slightly unsure about what the verb form of "frankenstein" would be actually. As in, "I frankensteined....what?" what does that mean? We should decide these things before we create new words.
::is solemn:: I FRANKENSTEINED UR MOM LAST NIGHT BEHIND THE 7-11 WITH A SLURPEE AND A THREE DAY OLD TAQUITO. Wow. I think. I think I grossed myself out there. No, wait, I didn't.
Arsenic: lol. Um, see, I was thinking it had either to do with threatening or with reanimating corpses, but no, that was much better
Amand-r: I say that out there somewhere, there is an unnamed sexual act that I NEVER WANT TO SEE. THAT IS FRANKENSTEINING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT IT'S OUT THERE. WAITING.
Arsenic: I'll tell you if I ever run into it
Amand-r: I think you'll be too scarred to tell me. Just...Don't describe it, just walk up to me, grim, mouth set in a line, and clap your hand on my shoulder and say, "(dramatic pause) I saw it." I'll know what you mean. Then I'll get you drunk to WIPE AWAY THE PAIN.
Arsenic: okay, we have a pact.
edit: I just want to stress that I have mastered the
your momma joke.
