i, refugee from guantanamo bay, dance around the border like i'm cassius clay

[amand_r]

1. I don't know WTF, but when I was googling for the Torchwood logo I came across this, and I have to say, I have no idea WTH is going on there. I am intrigued and repelled, and also cannot get the idea of Jack hitting on Pikachu out of my head. OH DEAR GOD JACK/JIGGLY PUFF. NO.

2. snaxident linked me here to pictures of ROBOCOP ON A UNICORN. Somehow, this makes me feel all patriotic. Like I should watch The Neverending Story and shoot an apple pie in the face while reading the Bill of Rights or something. Or eat an apple pie while reading the Bill of Rights as I shoot The Neverending Story in the face. I am conflicted. But patriotically so.

3. An open apology to all peeps, most of them Torchwood, for me in general being obnoxious on the internets over like, the past month or so. I shall endeavour to be less so. Well, I'll still be me on mah lj, but less me everywhere else. And if I pissed you off, I am sorry. It was not my intent, and I am really 98% squee and 2% thinky. Well, okay, like 45% squee, 45% 7-UP, and 12% Midori. Or 23% water and 67 % nitrous oxide.

Anyway, I am sorry for anything I might have said to upset or offend anyone, and I will totes be all quiety and shit. It's all good.

Except here. All ya'll can fuck off my LJ.

4. This dude arranged Viva La Vida and Love Song together to make one song, on the piano and cello. I post it for amonitrate, because really girl, that cello work at the beginning is fantastic. Cell-tastic, one might say. It will give you CELL-GASMS.

5. AN EMAIL EXCHANGE WITH A NON-TW WATCHER:

Amand-r: [I sent her something unrelated to TW]
Arsenic: Thank you for that, bb. How's Ianto?
Amand-r: BADASS.
Arsenic: Excellent, I hope he makes it through and doesn't end up having a cocaine addiction, or anything.

LOLOR5.

Comments

[oncomingscone.livejournal.com]

It's a fabulous apology. I have no complaints with your tone. In fact I resonate with it quite a bit.

Don't be a sad panda. Be a shit bear! Shit bears are groovy.

*sends love in the form of shit bears, torchwood comfort food and naked Iantos and Jacks*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Is it sympathetic resonation? Like, be careful with that. You hit the right frequency and you just fall apart.

YOU ARE RIGHT. SHITBEARS ARE MADE OF WIN. FUCK THE PANDAS.

[oncomingscone.livejournal.com]

I'm already apart. I've had The Ballad of Ianto Jones stuck in my fucking head for nearly two whole days.

It's not exactly uplifting.

Yes. Fuck the Pandas. It may help with their endangered status as well.

x

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I don't even KNOW which one that is. That's not much attention I was NOT paying attention to it! HAHAAAHAHAHA.

INTERSPECIES EROTICA= NOT ON.

[oncomingscone.livejournal.com]

No? I TOTALLY HAVE A THING FOR PANDAS.

It's their patchy bits.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

LIKE THE SHARK, THE PANDA HAS MILLIONS OF RAZOR SHARP TEETH, WHICH IT USES LIKE A HACKSAW TO CUT THROUGH BONE, CANDY, AND FENCES. THE CHINESE BELIEVE THAT IF YOU FIND A DISCARDED PANDA TOOTH, YOU HAVE THE POWER TO SUMMONS GODZILLA.

[oncomingscone.livejournal.com]

*goes hunting for a panda*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

LOCK AND LOAD.