amand_r: (VSTROYER OF WORLDS)
amand_r ([personal profile] amand_r) wrote2011-02-13 11:28 am

LAWL

ME: Okay, count the pairs.
HER: Eight.
ME: And how many do I have?
HER: Eight.
ME: What do we call it when both of us have the same number of pairs?
HER: A bowtie.
ME: Close enough.

[identity profile] arsenicjade.livejournal.com 2011-02-14 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
GO FISH, MOFO!

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2011-02-14 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
SHE ASKED ME ABOUT HERMIT CRABS AND I CANNOT UNHEAR IT.

[identity profile] arsenicjade.livejournal.com 2011-02-14 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
I WILL TAKE THE BLAME FOR THAT. HOW IS SHE FEELING?

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2011-02-14 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
SNOTTY, BUT READY FOR V-DAY.

[identity profile] arsenicjade.livejournal.com 2011-02-14 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
ARE THEY NOT THE SAME THING?

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2011-02-14 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
YES.