you can suck anything, but you know you wanna be me

[amand_r]

1. "i didn't even realize you weren't there until you suddenly appeared -that should be the lyrics of Bman's next song." (Kel, last night on Twitter, in regards to my absence during most of the Cyberwoman viewing at Laws'.)

2. I want Blue Gillespie to cover The Refreshment's Banditos. PUT THE SUGAR IN THE TANK OF THE SHERIFF'S CAR. SLASH THE DEPUTY'S TIRES AND THEY WON'T GET VERY FAR WHEN THEY FINALLY GET THE WORD THAT THERE'S BEEN A HOLD UP, UH HUH.

3. Meet me at the mission at midnight; we'll divvy up there.

4. I got the pistols.

5. I'll keep the pesos.

6. That seems fair.

7. OMG I HAVE NOTHING FOR YOU. HERE:


PUMPKIN? BUMPY WATERMELON? FREAKY SQUASH? YOU DECIDE.


THE WEASEL SEES ALL UP THAR.


FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIED RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE.



EVERYONE AT DRAGON*CON AND THE STATE FAIR: GET WASTED, PEOPLE. YOUR SHI'AR IMPERATRIX DEMANDS IT. RIGHT AFTER WE DEFEAT PHOENIX AND SAVE THE BROCCOLI PEOPLE (like three people will get that). LOOK AT MY GIANT WINGED HAT. IS THAT MY HAT OR MY HAIR?

EDIT:I take it back. I TAKE IT ALL BACK. NOT HIM! AHEM. I want them to cover Tori Amos's She's Your Cocaine, and the fact that this is a video of a drag cabaret has nothing to do with it. NOTHING. (Frieda needs more energy. When you do Tori you have to HUMP THI—OH WAIT SHE DID. THANKS GIRL.) Blah blah key change whatever. Make it all skanky. I just want to hear GDL do the simulated orgasm at the end, really. I'm easy.

Comments

[iamshadow.livejournal.com]

I just want to hear GDL do the simulated orgasm at the end, really. I'm easy.

I see no wrong with this AT ALL.

Also, have ickle John with a puppy.

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_lVcWCvUYFA8/RrM9bke3iYI/AAAAAAAAAPw/-DV0trtDQac/a-ooohsoyoung.jpg

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG JOHN, YOUR NERD HAIR.

[iamshadow.livejournal.com]

WAIT FOR IT!

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_jz6SAOX4hiI/SD9RGpD7jrI/AAAAAAAAC3U/dnp482IvhFk/3-029.jpg

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

eeee, the little fried-rice-grin = awesome <3<3

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

WINKY AZN FACE.

[earthly-gnome.livejournal.com]

Broccoli people...*snicker*

The D’Bari are not amused. :P

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

They cried out in terror and then were suddenly silenced..

[earthly-gnome.livejournal.com]

Eek!

[valancy-joy.livejournal.com]

OMG ... what's my cat doing at ur place?

:0)

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HE COMMUTES.

[dorothy1901]

RIGHT AFTER WE DEFEAT PHOENIX AND SAVE THE BROCCOLI PEOPLE

I asked Claremont about that once. It was at some small comic convention, not long after Shooter laid down the law and Jean was killed FOR THE FIRST TIME, WAS IT NOT? Claremont said he did it because he wanted something that was "morally ambiguous." His exact words: morally ambiguous.

See, global genocide is okay on Tuesdays but evil on Wednesdays, and they couldn't tell exactly when it happened because of the interstellar date line. (<= my interpretation of how it could be classified as "morally ambiguous.")

ETA: Bet you a nickel it's a watermelon, or something in the melon family.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

it's a mutant pumpermelon

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

MORALLY AMBIGUOUS. OH CLAREMONT, NEVER CHANGE.

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Um, do you have a *window* in your shower? That just has endless possibilities. Apparently I need to get out more. Though I have cookies where I'm at, so perhaps not.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

It's not mah house. It's MUM'S. and yeah, it's a window, but it's on the second floor, so there's nothing to see.

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

Dudalicious -- there were all these naked women in my gym's locker room! Well, two. I DON'T LIKE NAKEDNESS!!! Unless I want to see it. Then I say, "Hey, I'd like to see you naked." I did not say that today. Ack!

I want to hear GDL orgasm, too.

Something nice to say instead of all this sex talk: awww, fried rice!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

SO THEY WERE NOT HAPPY NAKED?

I THINK THE WORLD WANTS TO HEAR THAT, BLUE-BLEU.

IMMA EAT SOME OF THAT FRIED RICE RIGHT NOW.

[curriejean.livejournal.com]

"I just want to hear GDL do the simulated orgasm at the end, really. I'm easy."

I skipped to the end. And um. ME TOO. Except... tonality. It probably wouldn't happen properly. But then, sometimes that's his charm.

I wanna do it with your icon.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Well, I am sure they will have to do some key changes to accommodate his voice. Tori has a pretty wonked register. But I wanna hear it anyway.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

1. bwahahahahaha!

2. i agree!
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people

ps - that cat is HUGE

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

1. YOU ARE SO FUNNY.
2. MY ALIAS SAYS I'M CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD FROM THE UNITED FEDERATION OF PLANETS. BUT HE DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH, ANYWAY.

IT'S ALL DONE WITH MIRRORS, MY SURPRISE.

[axeslade.livejournal.com]

I just want to hear GDL do the simulated orgasm at the end, really

Oh, God, yes. Just...yes

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAHAHAHA CONVERTED.

WE SHOULD START AN INTERNET PETITION. THE BEST PART IS THAT NO ONE WILL SIGN IT, BECAUSE NO ONE WILL WANT TO ADMIT IT ON A PETITION.

[mrsalemp.livejournal.com]

How have you not just cut that mutant plant open yet? It's driving me crazy with its indeterminate gourdyness and it's not even in my yard!!

BTW I love the Banditos song LOL
but that isn't the song I want to hear him sing

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

WE WANT TO MAKE SURE IT'S RIPE!

WHAT SONG DO YOU WANT TO HEAR HIM SING? TELL MEEEEEEE.