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amand_r ([personal profile] amand_r) wrote2011-02-10 04:59 pm

Oh Lenore,

I loff you.

CRAYONS: IDEAL FOR KIDS.

[identity profile] eldarwannabe.livejournal.com 2011-02-10 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
MY DUSTER IS TOTES FOR REMOVING DUST, YO.

[identity profile] noveldevice.livejournal.com 2011-02-11 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously, though, I like it when clothes tell me what they're for. I'm stupid, I don't watch a lot of fashion stuff, and sometimes I have no idea how I'm supposed to wear something. What does it look good with? What is recommended? THESE ARE THINGS I WANT TO KNOW.

[identity profile] mcparrot.livejournal.com 2011-02-11 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Then there's the old favourite of mine - on a chainsaw. "Do not use moving parts near genitals."

And the iron. 'Remove clothes before using."

Bwahahahaha

[identity profile] pommery.livejournal.com 2011-02-11 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
My favourite was the one on an old cordless phone: "Not meant for underwater use."

(It also said the warranty did not cover acts of god. How I loled.)

[identity profile] emquilxy.livejournal.com 2011-02-14 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
And this is exactly why I am able to be a marketing professional with no applicable schooling... *sigh*