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amand_r ([personal profile] amand_r) wrote2010-09-10 10:51 am
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hey joe, where you going with that bun in your hand?

1. KEL AND VALANCY LINKED TO THIS. IT IS AWESOME

2. ALSO, DEAD LIKE ME, I LOVE YOU. KIFFANY IS SPECTACULARE.

Rube: What do you mean no blueberry pancakes?
Kiffany: They are seasonal.
Rube: Well, explain something to me. Are the blueberries fresh? (Kiffany shakes her head NO.) They are dehydrated? (Kiffany nods YES.) Well how can something hatched months ago be seasonal?
Kiffany: I don't make the rules, I just play by them. Something else you want?
Rube: My heart's set on blueberry pancakes.
George: Are you pregnant?
Rube: I certainly hope so.

I THINK KIFFANY IS A REAPER.

3. AAAAAAAND BEHIND THE CUT,

DRINK UP.




4. BLEAUGH.

5. Lame pics of my kid.

Someone didn't get a nap yesterday so when I came downstairs at 5 to make dinner:


This morning, Viola set up the viewing theatre to watch Beauty and the Beast:



So. There it is.
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[identity profile] 51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
NOW THAT IS A WHISKEY SOUR.

This? http://www.amazon.com/Liter-Mrs-Whiskey-03-0208-Category/dp/B000VLYRPC

CRAP.

Did Vi actually FALL OFF the chair? That was me last night. (Sick. No sours.)

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Haahahah no she just laid down on the floor! LOL.

I have a bunch of cocktail recipes, and I'm going to try them now. I have mastered coffee. It is time to move on.

[identity profile] valancy-joy.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I want MY "artifice to be the talk of the social whirl" :)

KOOBA LEEBRAYS!!!

dammit, it's not even noon yet...

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
HAAAHAHAAHAHA I KNOW! SERIOUSLY 1940S, WTF.

[identity profile] paragraphs.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
That first picture of Vivi looks like a crime scene! Chairs thrown over, body on floor, finger pointing to whodunit...

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I think you're looking at the culprit right there, man.

[identity profile] neifile7.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The second picture proves that the Viola Revolution will be as organized as shit, and include mandatory Beauty and the Beast indoctrination.

BRANDY ALEXANNNNDERS. Om nom nom nom nom. I crave. Presumably that isn't a sign of pregnancy, cuz if it is, ah'm screwed.

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
IMMACULATE CONCEPTION?

[identity profile] neifile7.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
All my concepts are as dirty as they come.

hahahaha I am five.

[identity profile] kwanalicious.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm obviously not a huge drinker, but damned if that punch doesn't look delish. I guess I'm just a sucker for fruits.

[identity profile] quean-of-swords.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I just watched all of Dead Like Me in a glut. Kiffany is my total hero, just for putting up with those people. :D

Also, if Rube was my boss, my job would suck so much less. Even if I had to reap souls.

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I am thinking that fruit punch looks nom too.

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
HAAAHAHAH I KNOW. I WOULDN'T MIND BEING A REAPER, EITHER.

KIFFANY. OH! DID YOU KNOW CRYSTAL IS SUPPOSED TO BE A REAPER? ASSASSINATIONS!

[identity profile] quean-of-swords.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I WOULD TOTALLY BE A REAPER. Not that I wanna be dead. Just saying. If I die in a non-decrepit fashion. REAPER would be kinda awesome.

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
YEAH, LIKE WHEN I GET ATTACKED BY THAT SHARK.

[identity profile] quean-of-swords.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Just hope you got reaped before you went in the water, or you'd be all mangle-y ever. *makes face*

[identity profile] amonitrate.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG IT'S LIKE SHE JUST TOPPLED OVER.


THAT IS ADORABLE.

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
WELL, YEAH. LOOK AT GEORGE, MAN.

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
THE BATTERY RAN OUT.

[identity profile] kel-reiley.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
KIFFANY!!! you know, that was one of the only things about the movie that disappointed me - no kiffany!

lol, viola! i remember doing that - i dragged every single stuffed animal i owned (and i had a lot!) into the living room and we made my mom watch aladdin like a billion times (she knows all the words to that movie by heart b/c of us)

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
HAAAHAHAHAH SHE SANG ME BEAUTY AND THE BEAST IN THE CAR.

[identity profile] blue-fjords.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Vivi pics are never lame! I love how the stuffed animals got dressed up for the Big Show. :)

And I adore Kiffany. She was so beautiful and genuinely nice.

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
I LOVE KIFFANY. IMMA WRITE A FIC WITH HER.

OH MAN, THOSE ARE ALL HER OUTFITS. I AM SURE AFTER HALLOWEEN WE SHALL HAVE A SNOW WHITE TOO.

Nap

[identity profile] emquilxy.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Must be genetic...that's totally what happens to me when I miss my nap.

Re: Nap

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
HAAAHAHAHAHAHA I CANNOT SLEEP ON THE FLOOR!
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