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amand_r ([personal profile] amand_r) wrote2010-01-25 11:54 am

man. for reals?

I am not a serious person here that much, so I like to think that when I do get serious, it means something.

One of my greatest fears, aside from Jaws, zombies and gas station coffee, is someone telling me what I am and am not allowed to see. What my kid should be seeing. You are not my child's parent. You are not my parent. Not even my parents tell me what I can and cannot look at, because I am a grown up now, with real coffee and real debt and a brain inside my skull that is capable of higher thought processes, even when I'm wanking to porn that I got off the interwebs.

Because that's what the censorship issue in Australia is all about: kids, wanking, getting off, who does it, who's not getting any, and who gets to decide any and all of these things.

I forget sometimes, that Australia doesn't have a bill of rights, and so this is a very real thing.

And I can't really do anything about it, except direct you here, so that you can read it yourself and decide if you think it's real. I think it is. And I don't know what legal recourse Aussie citizens have if this goes through, to appeal. It makes me very grateful that we are actually capable of saying, "that's unconstitutional", because they don't.

Woah. For srs. So look. If we can do anything as non-Aussies, it's raise awareness.

This week, from the 25th to the 29th is the Great Aussie Website Blackout. If you're an Aussie, I feel for ya, and this is ridiculous.

I have a small soapbox, so: information should be unfettered by censors of this nature (I'm not going to fool myself into thinking that all information is running free through a daisy field, even as a society we often ourselves censor and each other, but that is for another day.). No one gets to decide what's appropriate for me to read/watch. You don't like spanking? Fine, DON'T LOOK FOR IT, AND WHEN YOU FIND IT BY ACCIDENT, GO AWAY. You don't remove it for everyone.

Seriously, people who thinks this is a good idea? And how much are they not getting laid? Or what? I got nothing.
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[identity profile] iamshadow.livejournal.com 2010-01-26 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Our internet is SO SLOW at the moment already (due to the cable under the Pacific with the bricks on it - BARROWMAN!), and they want to make it a fifth of the speed it is now, AND more expensive!

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-01-26 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
THIS SOUNDS LIKE A CLOWN CAR DISASTER.
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[identity profile] iamshadow.livejournal.com 2010-01-26 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
AND ACCORDING TO THAT WIKI LINK, IT WILL MAKE IT HARDER FOR COPS TO CATCH PAEDOPHILES.

PLUS, IT'S REALLY REALLY HOT, HERE.

AUSTRALIA SUCKS DEAD DONKEY BALLS.

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-01-26 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
HAAHAHAH THAT'S PRETTY FREAKING HOT. IT'S REALLY COLD HERE, AND THAT ALSO SUCKS DONKEY BALLS.
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[identity profile] iamshadow.livejournal.com 2010-01-26 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
STOP HOGGING ALL THE COLD AND SEND ME SOME, BITCH. 39.5C (103F) IS JUST NOT RIGHT. WHY ARE THEY FIDDLING WITH THE INTERNET WHEN THEY COULD BE FIXING THE WEATHER???

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-01-26 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
I WOULD SEND YOU SOME COLD, BUT THEY'D JUST QUARANTINE IT AT YOUR DRACONIAN BORDER.
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[identity profile] iamshadow.livejournal.com 2010-01-26 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
BASTARDS!

NEXT THEY'LL BE STOPPING ME BLOGGING NAKED!
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[identity profile] iamshadow.livejournal.com 2010-01-26 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
SHIT!

*looks for cameras in the ceiling*