[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I was all, bgcolor=#000000" text="#FFFFCC" and then I was all, "center h2 title ="some bullshit" /center /h2"

and then something about embedding a midi of Bob Marley's "Jamming".

[identity profile] phaetonschariot.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
And hr width="75%" and ul li li li /ul and all that shit. AND THEN THEY INVENTED CSS.

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
WHEN CSS CAME ALONG I WAS OBSOLETE. I JUST KIND OF SAT BACK AND DROOLED. I MIGHT HAVE EVEN SAID, "SHITCOCK."

[identity profile] phaetonschariot.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Goatsuckingmonkeyballs.

Eventually I learned CSS though because it's fucking pretty and I didn't like being obsolete. I was like a Geocities webpage with animated gif background and under construction images everywhere.